{"id":1282,"date":"2011-09-21T21:41:37","date_gmt":"2011-09-22T03:41:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=1282"},"modified":"2011-09-21T21:41:38","modified_gmt":"2011-09-22T03:41:38","slug":"in-four-more-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2011\/09\/21\/in-four-more-minutes\/","title":{"rendered":"In Four More Minutes"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’re sitting here far back from the stage in the chairs-allowed zone. We’re waiting for Cee Lo and for Stevie after that.<\/p>\n

But here’s the thing… \u00a0Skattex. Scabex. Shrillex. Who are these guys? Over there on another stage more than a football field away, a band is playing: Skrillex<\/a>.\u00a0They’re way over there, yet the ground right here is throbbing and the air around us is being rent apart by their noise.<\/p>\n

I know, I know. I have a bad attitude. I’m a grouch. An Eeyore. A dinosaur. I’m a cynical, old man who has no business being here if I’m going to act like this. But this is bad. And it’s really, really loud. And I know they don’t sound like what I’m hearing\u2014I’ve heard their stuff online. And I can see the throngs of fans in front of the stage waving their hands in ecstasy.<\/p>\n

All I know is this. In four more minutes, the agony will end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We’re sitting here far back from the stage in the chairs-allowed zone. We’re waiting for Cee Lo and for Stevie after that. But here’s the thing… \u00a0Skattex. Scabex. Shrillex. Who are these guys? Over there on another stage more than a football field away, a band is playing: Skrillex.\u00a0They’re way over there, yet the ground […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[50,34,20],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1282"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1283,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions\/1283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}