{"id":1405,"date":"2011-10-20T07:22:24","date_gmt":"2011-10-20T13:22:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=1405"},"modified":"2011-10-20T07:22:24","modified_gmt":"2011-10-20T13:22:24","slug":"beginning-to-wonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2011\/10\/20\/beginning-to-wonder\/","title":{"rendered":"Beginning to Wonder"},"content":{"rendered":"

“What are you doing, man?”<\/p>\n

“What do you mean?”<\/p>\n

“That Occupy Austin<\/a> thing. Why on Earth are you wasting your time with that?”<\/p>\n

He stands there thinking for a while.<\/p>\n

“It’s a movement,” he said. “A movement that captures the spirit of what I think is wonderful with this country to characterize what has me most depressed about this country. It’s a movement…”<\/p>\n

“No, no, no. That’s not what I’m talking about. I’m worried about what you’ve been doing<\/em><\/strong> down there. I mean you said<\/a> you brought home a horse!<\/em><\/strong>“<\/p>\n

He stands there for a moment and then sighs.<\/p>\n

“For heaven’s sake. I didn’t bring home a horse. I came home hoarse<\/em><\/strong>. It was a typo. I’ve fixed it.”<\/p>\n

“Oh. That’s a relief. I was beginning to wonder.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“What are you doing, man?” “What do you mean?” “That Occupy Austin thing. Why on Earth are you wasting your time with that?” He stands there thinking for a while. “It’s a movement,” he said. “A movement that captures the spirit of what I think is wonderful with this country to characterize what has me […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[54,78],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1405"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1406,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions\/1406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}