{"id":1413,"date":"2011-11-01T18:26:55","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T00:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=1413"},"modified":"2011-11-01T18:30:38","modified_gmt":"2011-11-02T00:30:38","slug":"william","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2011\/11\/01\/william\/","title":{"rendered":"William"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He has white hair and a long, white beard. If it were Christmas time, it wouldn&#8217;t be surprising to see him in a big, red suit.<\/p>\n<p>He talks with a friendly drawl: a tone and way of speaking that makes him easy to listen to. Listening to him, you want to be his friend.\u00a0And he dresses down: blue jeans, tennis shoes, never a tie. He looks like he sounds: pleasant, low-key, easy to get along with.<\/p>\n<p>So we had a big meeting the other day.<\/p>\n<p>It had been on our calendars for a very long time. A meeting in a big, fancy room with big, fancy monitors on the walls and microphones within the reach of everyone. A meeting with higher-ups seated around a long table that encircled a podium. A meeting where the presenters all wore ties.<\/p>\n<p>William was one of the presenters.<\/p>\n<p>We passed him in the hallway beforehand. He was wearing dress slacks and a long-sleeved dress shirt. And he was wearing a tie. <em>A tie! William was wearing a tie!<\/em> But as he passed, we noticed that he was also wearing running shoes. Running shoes with his tie.<\/p>\n<p>You know, you gotta draw the line somewhere, otherwise folks might begin to wonder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He has white hair and a long, white beard. If it were Christmas time, it wouldn&#8217;t be surprising to see him in a big, red suit. He talks with a friendly drawl: a tone and way of speaking that makes him easy to listen to. Listening to him, you want to be his friend.\u00a0And he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[80,56],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1413"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1426,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions\/1426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}