{"id":1466,"date":"2011-11-06T21:17:34","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T03:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=1466"},"modified":"2011-11-06T21:17:34","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T03:17:34","slug":"long-distance-telephone-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2011\/11\/06\/long-distance-telephone-call\/","title":{"rendered":"Long Distance Telephone Call"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to get this roach,&#8221; she said. &#8220;But be prepared: I&#8217;m probably going to scream.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I laughed &#8230; and then listened.<\/p>\n<p>There was a slamming sound and sure enough there was a short, sharp shriek.<\/p>\n<p>She came back to the phone.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Screaming,&#8221; she explained, &#8220;is something I just can&#8217;t control around roaches.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to get this roach,&#8221; she said. &#8220;But be prepared: I&#8217;m probably going to scream.&#8221; I laughed &#8230; and then listened. There was a slamming sound and sure enough there was a short, sharp shriek. She came back to the phone. &#8220;Screaming,&#8221; she explained, &#8220;is something I just can&#8217;t control around roaches.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[83],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1466"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1467,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions\/1467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}