{"id":1474,"date":"2011-11-18T02:20:33","date_gmt":"2011-11-18T08:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=1474"},"modified":"2011-11-18T02:20:33","modified_gmt":"2011-11-18T08:20:33","slug":"pink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2011\/11\/18\/pink\/","title":{"rendered":"Pink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What color leash do you want?&#8221; the salesman asked as he pointed to the spectrum of options arrayed on the wall.<\/p>\n<p>Izzy was wearing a pink sweater when we adopted her. And a pale pink collar. And moments before we had chosen a pink harness for when we take her walking. So\u00a0I was having visions of pink and sought briefly to fight them off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not pink,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>Then without missing a beat, as if some other voice was speaking thru my mouth, I pointed to a pink leash on the wall and said, &#8220;That one with hearts is ok.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I mean, after all, with a pink sweater there really is no alternative, right?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"padding: 2%; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/izzy_pink_med.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Izzy pink med\" width=\"600\" height=\"401\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What color leash do you want?&#8221; the salesman asked as he pointed to the spectrum of options arrayed on the wall. Izzy was wearing a pink sweater when we adopted her. And a pale pink collar. And moments before we had chosen a pink harness for when we take her walking. So\u00a0I was having visions [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1474"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1475,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1474\/revisions\/1475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}