{"id":1506,"date":"2011-11-23T20:16:11","date_gmt":"2011-11-24T02:16:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=1506"},"modified":"2011-11-23T20:16:50","modified_gmt":"2011-11-24T02:16:50","slug":"he-liked-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2011\/11\/23\/he-liked-it\/","title":{"rendered":"He Liked It"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I am so in love with Facebook!” she announced as she walked down the hall.<\/p>\n

She stood in the doorway.<\/p>\n

“You were so wrong to close your account.”<\/p>\n

I looked up.<\/p>\n

“I just posted, ‘Pumpkin pie in the oven,’<\/em> and five seconds later your nephew liked it.”<\/p>\n

She turned to leave but then turned back with a you-just-don’t-understand<\/em> look on her face.<\/p>\n

“He’s across the ocean,” she said, waving her hands for emphasis. “He’s all the way across the ocean<\/em>, and within five seconds he liked my post.”<\/p>\n

It’s true, what she’s implying. I admit it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I am so in love with Facebook!” she announced as she walked down the hall. She stood in the doorway. “You were so wrong to close your account.” I looked up. “I just posted, ‘Pumpkin pie in the oven,’ and five seconds later your nephew liked it.” She turned to leave but then turned back […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,88],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1506"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1509,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506\/revisions\/1509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}