{"id":2364,"date":"2012-08-26T15:40:36","date_gmt":"2012-08-26T21:40:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=2364"},"modified":"2012-08-26T15:41:40","modified_gmt":"2012-08-26T21:41:40","slug":"jimmy-and-johnny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2012\/08\/26\/jimmy-and-johnny\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy and Johnny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting there on the gym floor. Cooling down. Thoughts inward.\u00a0Zoning out before going to work.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good morning, Mr. David!&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I looked up, and there was Jimmy smiling down at me. He had just stepped off the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bosu.com\/scripts\/cgiip.exe\/WService=BOSU\/itemdetl.html?item=BOSU_PRO&amp;lvl1=2&amp;lvl2=PEquip\">Bosu balance trainer<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0was handing the barbells to Johnny.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your turn!&#8221; he said to me, pointing to the blue half-ball that Johnny was climbing onto.<\/p>\n<p>A week before, they got me up on one, and it felt as if my ankles were going to roll out of my shoes and I was going to plant my face on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No thanks,&#8221; I said, shaking my head. &#8220;I&#8217;m done for the day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He smiled and pointed to the blue dome.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Come on.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was silent for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I tell you what,&#8221; I said. &#8220;I&#8217;ll start doing it with you on Friday mornings.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ll be here Friday?&#8221; he asked, well aware that I wasn&#8217;t at the gym on Fridays.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll be here on Friday.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And so now on Fridays I do the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bosu.com\/scripts\/cgiip.exe\/WService=BOSU\/itemdetl.html?item=BOSU_PRO&amp;lvl1=2&amp;lvl2=PEquip\">Bosu balance trainer<\/a> with Jimmy and Johnny, my seventy-something training buddies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting there on the gym floor. Cooling down. Thoughts inward.\u00a0Zoning out before going to work. &#8220;Good morning, Mr. David!&#8221;\u00a0 I looked up, and there was Jimmy smiling down at me. He had just stepped off the Bosu balance trainer\u00a0and\u00a0was handing the barbells to Johnny. &#8220;Your turn!&#8221; he said to me, pointing to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[105],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2364"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2370,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364\/revisions\/2370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}