{"id":2416,"date":"2012-10-11T17:54:31","date_gmt":"2012-10-11T23:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=2416"},"modified":"2012-10-11T17:54:32","modified_gmt":"2012-10-11T23:54:32","slug":"cookies-next-to-the-printer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2012\/10\/11\/cookies-next-to-the-printer\/","title":{"rendered":"Cookies Next to the Printer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are cookies, they say. Cookies next to the printer. The printer just over my shoulder.<\/p>\n<p>They email the announcement. And people say, &#8220;Awesome!&#8221; and wander by. Wander by and grab a cookie.\u00a0Peanut butter. Chocolate chip. M&amp;M. Cookies, I tell you, sitting on that plate next to the printer right over there.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, if I can only hold out a bit longer. Resist the voice that&#8217;s telling me, &#8220;You&#8217;ve been so good.&#8221; If I can just wait for a few more wanderers come by and reduce those carb-laden, caloric temptations down to nothing but crumbs.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m waiting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are cookies, they say. Cookies next to the printer. The printer just over my shoulder. They email the announcement. And people say, &#8220;Awesome!&#8221; and wander by. Wander by and grab a cookie.\u00a0Peanut butter. Chocolate chip. M&amp;M. Cookies, I tell you, sitting on that plate next to the printer right over there. Oh, if I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[62,56],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2416"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2416"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2418,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2416\/revisions\/2418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}