{"id":2595,"date":"2013-02-15T18:16:45","date_gmt":"2013-02-16T00:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=2595"},"modified":"2013-02-15T18:20:49","modified_gmt":"2013-02-16T00:20:49","slug":"huts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2013\/02\/15\/huts\/","title":{"rendered":"Huts"},"content":{"rendered":"

My brother parked the car in a spot along the street that was surprisingly easy to find. We fed the parking meter in spite of its astoundingly user-unfriendly interface. And we started to walk up the sidewalk toward Lamar.<\/p>\n

“You want to go to Huts<\/a>?” my brother asked. “They have great burgers.”<\/p>\n

“Wherever you guys want to go,” Bill said.<\/p>\n

“Sure!” I said, seeing a good excuse to ditch my no-carb diet for a day. (After all, these two were visiting Austin, and I’ve been so good<\/em>.)<\/p>\n

We crossed the street, went inside and sat in a booth. My brother leaned over to Bill and said, “They have really great burgers, here.”<\/p>\n

After taking our drink order and giving us some time to study the menu, the waitress took our order.<\/p>\n

“I’ll have a bowl of soup and a tuna salad,” my brother said.<\/p>\n

The waitress turned to Bill.<\/p>\n

“I’ll have soup also and the grilled chicken salad,” he said as he closed his menu.<\/p>\n

I’m thinking to myself, we come to Huts, my brother raves about the burgers, and these guys order salads<\/em>!?\u00a0My chance to have some carbs was quickly evaporating.<\/p>\n

“I’ll have the Kelly Burger,” I said quickly, but the guilt had caught up with me. I leaned forward and added, “Can I have it without the bun and fries?”<\/p>\n

“Look at you,” she said to us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My brother parked the car in a spot along the street that was surprisingly easy to find. We fed the parking meter in spite of its astoundingly user-unfriendly interface. And we started to walk up the sidewalk toward Lamar. “You want to go to Huts?” my brother asked. “They have great burgers.” “Wherever you guys […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2595"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2595"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2601,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2595\/revisions\/2601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}