{"id":3011,"date":"2013-12-01T22:04:33","date_gmt":"2013-12-02T04:04:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=3011"},"modified":"2013-12-01T22:04:33","modified_gmt":"2013-12-02T04:04:33","slug":"three-strikes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2013\/12\/01\/three-strikes\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Strikes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>One<\/em>. She thought <a href=\"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2013\/11\/30\/man\/\">the man<\/a> was a grackle on a window sill.<\/p>\n<p><em>Two<\/em>. Did you notice <a href=\"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2013\/12\/01\/tree\/\">the waves<\/a> on the right, I asked her. What waves, she said, I don\u2019t see any waves.<\/p>\n<p><em>Three<\/em>. Did you use your non-dominant hand to draw <a href=\"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2013\/12\/01\/on-the-other-hand\/\">that one<\/a>, she asked me.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, what a Sunday it was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One. She thought the man was a grackle on a window sill. Two. Did you notice the waves on the right, I asked her. What waves, she said, I don\u2019t see any waves. Three. Did you use your non-dominant hand to draw that one, she asked me. Oh, what a Sunday it was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3011"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3011"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3012,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3011\/revisions\/3012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}