{"id":308,"date":"2010-05-13T07:50:31","date_gmt":"2010-05-13T13:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=308"},"modified":"2010-05-13T07:50:31","modified_gmt":"2010-05-13T13:50:31","slug":"black-to-beck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2010\/05\/13\/black-to-beck\/","title":{"rendered":"Black to Beck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lewis Black (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/watch\/wed-may-12-2010\/back-in-black---glenn-beck-s-nazi-tourette-s\">on the Daily Show<\/a>) gives Glenn Beck some advice:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Take it from me, my people have been through this before.<\/p>\n<p><em>First,<\/em> you gotta find an attic. \u00c2\u00a0<em>Then,<\/em> hide there for the next three years, and whatever you do, don&#8217;t make a sound.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll let you know when it&#8217;s safe to come out.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div style=\"font-size:70%;font-style:italic;\">hat tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/agonist.org\/sean_paul_kelley\/20100513\/black_on_beck\">the agonist<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lewis Black (on the Daily Show) gives Glenn Beck some advice: Take it from me, my people have been through this before. First, you gotta find an attic. \u00c2\u00a0Then, hide there for the next three years, and whatever you do, don&#8217;t make a sound. We&#8217;ll let you know when it&#8217;s safe to come out. hat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[22],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":309,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions\/309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}