{"id":3118,"date":"2014-03-08T21:55:29","date_gmt":"2014-03-09T03:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=3118"},"modified":"2016-12-04T03:46:55","modified_gmt":"2016-12-04T09:46:55","slug":"runner-in-blue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2014\/03\/08\/runner-in-blue\/","title":{"rendered":"Runner In Blue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They posted the photos online several days after the race. Astronomical prices. Horrible photos.<\/p>\n<p>And just who was that runner in blue that they captured, anyway? Lumbering along. Belly hanging out. Plodding steps. Mighty grim look on a tired, sweaty face.<\/p>\n<p>Can\u2019t they even capture a decent pose? Certainly he doesn\u2019t look like <strong>that<\/strong> when he approaches the finish line. Certainly not. \u2026 Right? I mean\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Why aren\u2019t you saying anything?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/runner_in_blue.jpg\" alt=\"Runner in blue\" width=\"325\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They posted the photos online several days after the race. Astronomical prices. Horrible photos. And just who was that runner in blue that they captured, anyway? Lumbering along. Belly hanging out. Plodding steps. Mighty grim look on a tired, sweaty face. Can\u2019t they even capture a decent pose? Certainly he doesn\u2019t look like that when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3118"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3118"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4429,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3118\/revisions\/4429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}