{"id":3265,"date":"2014-09-28T15:33:09","date_gmt":"2014-09-28T21:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=3265"},"modified":"2014-09-28T15:33:09","modified_gmt":"2014-09-28T21:33:09","slug":"theyre-staring-at-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2014\/09\/28\/theyre-staring-at-me\/","title":{"rendered":"They&#8217;re Staring at Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They\u2019re staring at me. Both of them. Just sitting and standing there staring\u00a0silently directly\u00a0at me.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s only 4:30. <em>No, you can\u2019t have dinner yet.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s what I get for feeding them early before I went out last night.<\/p>\n<p>And darn it, now I\u2019m hungry, too!\u00a0<em>Thanks a lot, doggies.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They\u2019re staring at me. Both of them. Just sitting and standing there staring\u00a0silently directly\u00a0at me. It\u2019s only 4:30. No, you can\u2019t have dinner yet. That\u2019s what I get for feeding them early before I went out last night. And darn it, now I\u2019m hungry, too!\u00a0Thanks a lot, doggies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3266,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265\/revisions\/3266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}