{"id":3434,"date":"2015-05-02T21:22:54","date_gmt":"2015-05-03T03:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=3434"},"modified":"2015-05-02T21:22:54","modified_gmt":"2015-05-03T03:22:54","slug":"i-wrote-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2015\/05\/02\/i-wrote-it\/","title":{"rendered":"I wrote it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Really?<\/p>\n<p>What? \u2026 Really what?<\/p>\n<p>Girl sliding down the slide? Caterpillar in the grass? What is wrong with you?<\/p>\n<p>What do you mean?<\/p>\n<p>Why do you write that stuff? No one wants to hear that crap.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I mean, come on. Really. You\u2019re gone for most of a month and you come back with <strong>that<\/strong>!?<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s what I wrote\u2026 What do you want me to do? It\u2019s what I saw and what I wanted to say. And I don\u2019t know who reads it. And mostly I don\u2019t care. I wrote it. I write it.<\/p>\n<p>You do.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So live with it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really? What? \u2026 Really what? Girl sliding down the slide? Caterpillar in the grass? What is wrong with you? What do you mean? Why do you write that stuff? No one wants to hear that crap. &#8230; I mean, come on. Really. You\u2019re gone for most of a month and you come back with that!? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3434"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3434"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3435,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3434\/revisions\/3435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}