{"id":3665,"date":"2016-01-18T20:41:19","date_gmt":"2016-01-19T02:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=3665"},"modified":"2016-01-18T20:41:47","modified_gmt":"2016-01-19T02:41:47","slug":"taking-forever-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2016\/01\/18\/taking-forever-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking Forever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Dude. This is taking forever.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s taking forever?<\/p>\n<p><em>Your hike in the alps. Like, when was it you were there? September? And here it\u2019s January and you\u2019re still telling the story!?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>True. I\u2019ve been distracted of late.<\/p>\n<p><em>Distracted I guess!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ok, so man&#8230; <strong>you<\/strong> come on down to Houston with me tomorrow. You can lie down on the table and take the radiation for me.<\/p>\n<p><em>What? Oh dude. I didn\u2019t know. I\u2019m so\u2026 Are you ok?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m ok. The prognosis is good. And I\u2019m only having a moderate amount of mouth and throat pain. It\u2019s not anything you shouldn\u2019t be able to take in stride. The radiation lasts less that 10 minutes.<\/p>\n<p><em>Dude. I\u2019m so&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s just once a day. And the technicians are friendly and fast.<\/p>\n<p><em>Oh man really. I\u2019m so&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Right. So anyway, <strong>I\u2019ll be finishing my story in due time<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Gotcha.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 15px;\"><em>Note: This conversation only happened in my head.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dude. This is taking forever. What\u2019s taking forever? Your hike in the alps. Like, when was it you were there? September? And here it\u2019s January and you\u2019re still telling the story!? True. I\u2019ve been distracted of late. Distracted I guess! Ok, so man&#8230; you come on down to Houston with me tomorrow. You can lie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3665"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3667,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665\/revisions\/3667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}