{"id":3906,"date":"2016-05-11T20:35:28","date_gmt":"2016-05-12T02:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=3906"},"modified":"2016-05-11T20:36:25","modified_gmt":"2016-05-12T02:36:25","slug":"are-you-tired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2016\/05\/11\/are-you-tired\/","title":{"rendered":"Are You Tired?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you tired? I am. My legs are aching with it. And my feet. And the palms of my hands. And my eyelids.<\/p>\n<p>My eyelids are tired, but they will not close. I lie in bed with chapter 12 of Natalie Goldberg open above my head and a tower of books beside me on the table. But I can neither read, because I am too tired, nor fall asleep, because\u2026 well just because I can\u2019t seem to fall asleep.<\/p>\n<p>The dogs don\u2019t have this problem, especially Mr. Guinness. Nor does Trudy. The house is quiet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you ok?\u201d she asked me this afternoon. \u201cWe need to go and do something.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I guess planting those salvias amid the fog of mosquitos didn\u2019t count as something. I guess we need to do something else. Of course, she\u2019s right. We were going to go camping, but it rained. And I was going to go kayaking in the bright red kayak, but it rained. And because it rained, the mosquitos came. And&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Are you tired? I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you tired? I am. My legs are aching with it. And my feet. And the palms of my hands. And my eyelids. My eyelids are tired, but they will not close. I lie in bed with chapter 12 of Natalie Goldberg open above my head and a tower of books beside me on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3906"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3906"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3908,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3906\/revisions\/3908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}