{"id":4186,"date":"2016-08-18T23:42:03","date_gmt":"2016-08-19T05:42:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=4186"},"modified":"2016-08-18T23:43:06","modified_gmt":"2016-08-19T05:43:06","slug":"white-pine-mea-culpa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2016\/08\/18\/white-pine-mea-culpa\/","title":{"rendered":"White Pine Mea Culpa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Wait, David. Close your eyes. That red table on the hill nailed to that tree. Can you see it, David? <\/em><\/p>\n<p>I see it.<\/p>\n<p><em>The tree. Now look closely at the tree. And at the bark, look at the bark. Do you see it?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I see it.<\/p>\n<p><em>Look closer. Can you see the texture? How it&rsquo;s smooth-ish?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yes.<\/p>\n<p><em>What kind of tree is it, David?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Well, it&rsquo;s <strong>not<\/strong> a White Pine, as in <a href=\"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2016\/08\/18\/the-worth-of-a-picture\/\">the story I told<\/a>. I can see clearly now. Smooth-ish bark. And a bit of red paint slopped onto the trunk from when we painted the table. It&rsquo;s&#8230; it&rsquo;s&#8230; it&rsquo;s a Maple. No, wait. Oh heck, maybe an Oak. No, Maple. Well certainly <strong>not<\/strong> a White Pine. Oh, I really messed up that story, didn&rsquo;t I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wait, David. Close your eyes. That red table on the hill nailed to that tree. Can you see it, David? I see it. The tree. Now look closely at the tree. And at the bark, look at the bark. Do you see it? Yes, I see it. Look closer. Can you see the texture? How [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4186"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4188,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4186\/revisions\/4188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}