{"id":4259,"date":"2016-09-23T19:19:15","date_gmt":"2016-09-24T01:19:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=4259"},"modified":"2016-09-23T19:26:57","modified_gmt":"2016-09-24T01:26:57","slug":"tricked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2016\/09\/23\/tricked\/","title":{"rendered":"Tricked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They tricked me back then and had me plant a tree. Out on the west side of town. Dig a hole with others and put a young tree in it. They tricked me, and we planted those trees that I thought would grow into a grove. But they didn&rsquo;t. I&rsquo;ve looked at Google, and they aren&rsquo;t there.<\/p>\n<p>They tricked me back then and took me to an election night celebration. A middle school boy with grown-up high school girls in the big city on the big night after weeks of walking door to door distributing leaflets. &ldquo;You&rsquo;ll be able to tell them about the great election of &rsquo;72,&rdquo; he said. But I can&rsquo;t. No one wants to know.<\/p>\n<p>They tricked me back then and took me to the moon. To the moon and to Mars. To Mars and to Jupiter. They said we&rsquo;d go to those places, and I believed we would and couldn&rsquo;t quite understand those who didn&rsquo;t think we should. But we haven&rsquo;t, and we won&#8217;t. The robots do it better, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>They say we live in a multiverse. I say we do, too, because I find myself in a place where those trees don&rsquo;t grown, in a place where that election is an embarrassment, stuck down here looking around in a place that I don&rsquo;t quite recognize.<\/p>\n<p><em>Oh my god, David. You can&rsquo;t send that. Your mother will cry.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s not so sad. And anyway, it&rsquo;s not really true. But still&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They tricked me back then and had me plant a tree. Out on the west side of town. Dig a hole with others and put a young tree in it. They tricked me, and we planted those trees that I thought would grow into a grove. But they didn&rsquo;t. I&rsquo;ve looked at Google, and they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4259"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4259"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4269,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4259\/revisions\/4269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}