{"id":4270,"date":"2016-09-23T20:36:22","date_gmt":"2016-09-24T02:36:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=4270"},"modified":"2016-09-23T20:36:22","modified_gmt":"2016-09-24T02:36:22","slug":"eco-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2016\/09\/23\/eco-park\/","title":{"rendered":"Eco Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Dude. Have you even looked for it?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>For what?<\/p>\n<p><em>For that tree. For those trees you say you planted way back then. For the trees you say aren&rsquo;t there. That Google doesn&rsquo;t show.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yes. I&rsquo;ve looked. They aren&rsquo;t there.<\/p>\n<p><em>You&rsquo;re wrong, man. They&rsquo;re there.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Show me.<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/Northern+Illinois+University\/@41.9399688,-88.7817584,456m\/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x880f2ac150707ca7:0x3bdfef7d190f7c00!8m2!3d41.9341865!4d-88.7739086\">Right here<\/a>. Just south of the Eco Park Apartments, man. Just south of Eco Park Drive.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What are you talking about? I looked. The trees aren&rsquo;t there.<\/p>\n<p><em>Look for yourself, man. Here: just north west of that lagoon. Look at all those trees, at <strong>that woods<\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What woods? There wasn&rsquo;t a woods there&#8230; then. Oh, I see. Eco Park. What a nice sound that has. And&#8230; I think I can see my tree. OMG, this multiverse has fewer dimensions today than it did yesterday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dude. Have you even looked for it? For what? For that tree. For those trees you say you planted way back then. For the trees you say aren&rsquo;t there. That Google doesn&rsquo;t show. Yes. I&rsquo;ve looked. They aren&rsquo;t there. You&rsquo;re wrong, man. They&rsquo;re there.&nbsp; Show me. Right here. Just south of the Eco Park Apartments, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4271,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4270\/revisions\/4271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}