{"id":4334,"date":"2016-10-25T21:23:48","date_gmt":"2016-10-26T03:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=4334"},"modified":"2016-10-25T21:25:35","modified_gmt":"2016-10-26T03:25:35","slug":"stealing-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2016\/10\/25\/stealing-away\/","title":{"rendered":"Stealing Away?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Dude!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh, man. It&rsquo;s you?<\/p>\n<p><em>Dude, what did you mean that you managed to steal away with Jenny&#8230;?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What!?<\/p>\n<p><em>What did you mean by that?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>By what? We went kayaking. We had peanut butter sandwiches. What on earth are you talking about?<\/p>\n<p><em>That&rsquo;s not what you wrote. I read what you wrote, and I see no mention of said kayak. You wrote that you managed to steal away with Jenny while Burt was cutting trees in the woods. And I happen to know that when your fair and industrious Trudy reads about this, well&#8230; I&rsquo;m just sayin&rsquo; it ain&rsquo;t gonna be pretty.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What? Wait. Look <a href=\"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2016\/10\/25\/the-fruits-of-our-labor\/\">here<\/a>&#8230; Oh no.<\/p>\n<p><em>I think you need to start proof reading your stuff a bit closer, man.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dude. For once you&rsquo;re right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dude! Oh, man. It&rsquo;s you? Dude, what did you mean that you managed to steal away with Jenny&#8230;? What!? What did you mean by that? By what? We went kayaking. We had peanut butter sandwiches. What on earth are you talking about? That&rsquo;s not what you wrote. I read what you wrote, and I see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4334"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4334"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4337,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4334\/revisions\/4337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}