{"id":4527,"date":"2017-01-08T19:05:49","date_gmt":"2017-01-09T01:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=4527"},"modified":"2017-01-08T19:05:50","modified_gmt":"2017-01-09T01:05:50","slug":"helicopters-or-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2017\/01\/08\/helicopters-or-something\/","title":{"rendered":"Helicopters or Something"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>My brother: Four helicopters flew over our house again &mdash; the usual.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: Black?<\/p>\n<p><em>Him: Olive.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: Black olives!<\/p>\n<p><em>Him: Pizza.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: Deep dish?<\/p>\n<p><em>Him: Grilled cheese actually. With tomato soup.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: Ha! That&rsquo;s what we had for lunch. No olives.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8230;pause&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Me: Our furnace is on the blink. Blower kaput. Lucky we got good insulation on this house.<\/p>\n<p><em>Him: Non!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: Oui!<\/p>\n<p><em>Him: How cold there? 7 degrees here.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: Low of 20 at night. Only 40s tonite, though.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8230;pause&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em><\/em><\/strong>Me: The blower is covered by the warranty.<\/p>\n<p><em>Him: Oh good.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: Three year old unit.<\/p>\n<p><em>Him: Nice. Will repair guys come tomorrow?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: Maybe. Depends on availability of a Lennox part.<\/p>\n<p><em>Him: What color?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: Olive.<\/p>\n<p><em>Him: Black?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My brother: Four helicopters flew over our house again &mdash; the usual. Me: Black? Him: Olive. Me: Black olives! Him: Pizza. Me: Deep dish? Him: Grilled cheese actually. With tomato soup. Me: Ha! That&rsquo;s what we had for lunch. No olives. &#8230;pause&#8230; Me: Our furnace is on the blink. Blower kaput. Lucky we got good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4528,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527\/revisions\/4528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}