{"id":4570,"date":"2017-03-04T08:26:02","date_gmt":"2017-03-04T14:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=4570"},"modified":"2017-03-04T08:33:52","modified_gmt":"2017-03-04T14:33:52","slug":"mr-loudmouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2017\/03\/04\/mr-loudmouth\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Loudmouth"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>1. A Moon\/Venus False Start<\/h3>\n<p>The thinest possible slice of moon was hanging in the western sky next to the brightly shimmering light of Venus. Both were shrouded in a foggy mist, and the black sky of night was glowing with globular halos around both&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Wait. You don&rsquo;t want to hear about this. This is the kind of wannabe-romantic mother-nature la-la served up so often here, so let&rsquo;s talk about something else, shall we?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Rewind a week or so&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3>2. Good Job<\/h3>\n<p>It was a Saturday morning. The weather was frighteningly warm for February. We were running in shorts and short-sleeved shirts. The water stops every two or three miles were important. It was an out-and-back route, and I was on my way back.<\/p>\n<p>As I ran south on Jefferson heading back downtown enjoying the downhill slope, I heard some runners behind me &mdash; footfalls of three or four runners. They were talking to each other, and as they approached their voices got louder. (I have never quite understood this talking-while-running thing. I don&rsquo;t enjoy it as much as I enjoy the soothing silence of being by myself. But&#8230; whatever.)<\/p>\n<p>Their voices got louder, and I could now hear one of them complaining.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;The thing I hate,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;is when you&rsquo;re three miles from the finish line and someone on the curb shouts out, <em>Good job! Good job!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I just hate that,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I just want to yell back at them, <em>Shut up!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And at that moment they passed me, the footfalls of their feet getting quieter as they quickly pulled away.<\/p>\n<p>I waited for a moment. And then (having little self control in these things) I shouted out, <em>Good job! Good job!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A couple of them laughed, but (perhaps unsurprisingly) there was no reaction from the guy.<\/p>\n<h3>3. At the Water Stop<\/h3>\n<p>As it turned out, we were less than a quarter mile from the last water stop. And when I got there, the four of them were still hanging around, drinking from paper cups and chatting with the guy who was taking care of the Gatorade.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I walked up and got some water, walking around the guy who had been complaining.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;So, I&rsquo;m sorry about that Good Job!,&rdquo; I said to all of them. &ldquo;That was obnoxious.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They all laughed out loud, including the complaining guy.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;No it wasn&rsquo;t,&rdquo; they said. &ldquo;That was great.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Score one for Mr. Loudmouth.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. A Moon\/Venus False Start The thinest possible slice of moon was hanging in the western sky next to the brightly shimmering light of Venus. Both were shrouded in a foggy mist, and the black sky of night was glowing with globular halos around both&#8230; Wait. You don&rsquo;t want to hear about this. This is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4570"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4570"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4574,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4570\/revisions\/4574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}