{"id":4583,"date":"2017-03-26T08:06:59","date_gmt":"2017-03-26T14:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=4583"},"modified":"2017-03-26T08:07:00","modified_gmt":"2017-03-26T14:07:00","slug":"spousal-dependency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2017\/03\/26\/spousal-dependency\/","title":{"rendered":"Spousal Dependency"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The fair and industrious Trudy clears the dining room table, making room for her computer and the stack of paperwork necessary for the annual ritual of doing the taxes.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Honey?&rdquo; she asks.<\/p>\n<p>I am sitting in the other room reading about vector space direct sums and thinking about <em>cosets<\/em>, because I&rsquo;ve never been happy with the typical definition of cosets, and I&rsquo;ve finally begun to get the kernel of an idea how you might explain them to mere mortals, and &#8230; my train of thought is interrupted by my industrious wife.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Honey?&rdquo; she asks, &ldquo;Do you know the admin password to my laptop?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I set down my book, get up from my chair, and walk into the dining room. She&rsquo;s upgrading to <em>TurboTax 2016<\/em> and needs the admin credentials to install it.<\/p>\n<p>I tell her the admin username which she types in. And I tell her the admin password.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; she says. &ldquo;I would have never remembered that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The system accepts the credentials and TurboTax begins installing.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Yay!&rdquo; Trudy cheers. (You see, in some pathological way that I&rsquo;ve never understood, she actually enjoys this tax preparation ritual, whence the moniker, <em>industrious<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p>Then she looks up at me.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I wouldn&rsquo;t have been able to do it without you,&rdquo; she says, tongue in cheek. &ldquo;See? I <em>need<\/em> you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Right.&rdquo; I say. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s my plan. I keep all the passwords to myself to ensure that my wife needs me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She returns to TurboTax. I return to the vector spaces. And our Sunday proceeds apace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fair and industrious Trudy clears the dining room table, making room for her computer and the stack of paperwork necessary for the annual ritual of doing the taxes. &ldquo;Honey?&rdquo; she asks. I am sitting in the other room reading about vector space direct sums and thinking about cosets, because I&rsquo;ve never been happy with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4583"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4584,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4583\/revisions\/4584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}