{"id":4617,"date":"2017-04-23T20:02:17","date_gmt":"2017-04-24T02:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=4617"},"modified":"2017-04-23T20:05:04","modified_gmt":"2017-04-24T02:05:04","slug":"old-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2017\/04\/23\/old-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Old People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was lunch time. We were eating barbecue. We do that a lot, he and I.<\/p>\n<p>He was telling me something about a friend he has back home. She&rsquo;s a woman roughly his mother&rsquo;s age, if I got the gist. He stopped for a moment and looked at me. (It was just the two of us at the table.)<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I have this habit of making friends with old people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yep. That&rsquo;s me &mdash; I don&rsquo;t deny it: <em>I am an&nbsp;<\/em><em>old people<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was lunch time. We were eating barbecue. We do that a lot, he and I. He was telling me something about a friend he has back home. She&rsquo;s a woman roughly his mother&rsquo;s age, if I got the gist. He stopped for a moment and looked at me. (It was just the two of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4617"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4617"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4619,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4617\/revisions\/4619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}