{"id":4944,"date":"2018-02-21T17:39:33","date_gmt":"2018-02-21T23:39:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=4944"},"modified":"2018-02-21T17:50:02","modified_gmt":"2018-02-21T23:50:02","slug":"miss-lucy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2018\/02\/21\/miss-lucy\/","title":{"rendered":"Miss Lucy"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>One Door Down<\/h3>\n<p>&ldquo;You want the office one door down,&rdquo; the woman in the office said. &ldquo;You can get your parking sticker there at 8:45.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That was more than an hour away.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Can I just come back some time during the day?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Oh no,&rdquo; they&rsquo;ll only be there until five to nine.<\/p>\n<p>The parking sticker people were only going to be there for <em>ten minutes<\/em>.<\/p>\n<h3>Miss Lucy<\/h3>\n<p>I returned about an hour later. It was 8:50. I had five minutes to spare &mdash; almost too late. The parking sticker lady was zipping her bag shut and beginning to leave the office.<\/p>\n<p>I told her who I was. How I needed a parking pass. I introduced myself.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m David,&rdquo; I said, holding out my hand.<\/p>\n<p>I don&rsquo;t think she expected this, because she laughed.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m Miss Lucy!&rdquo; she said as we shook hands, and she handed me a form.<\/p>\n<p>I filled most of it out but said, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know my plate number, do you need that?&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;I need that.&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But she cut the form in half, put her half in her bag and handed me the other half, smiling broadly.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You just write your plate number there when you get to your car. And make sure to tape it to your windshield.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then she zipped shut her bag and left. Clearly she was giving me a break.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Thank you, Miss Lucy,&rdquo; I said before she had left the room.<\/p>\n<p>She laughed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Door Down &ldquo;You want the office one door down,&rdquo; the woman in the office said. &ldquo;You can get your parking sticker there at 8:45.&#8221; That was more than an hour away. &ldquo;Can I just come back some time during the day?&rdquo; &ldquo;Oh no,&rdquo; they&rsquo;ll only be there until five to nine. The parking sticker [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4944"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4944"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4950,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4944\/revisions\/4950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}