{"id":5089,"date":"2018-06-15T10:14:33","date_gmt":"2018-06-15T16:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=5089"},"modified":"2018-06-15T10:17:28","modified_gmt":"2018-06-15T16:17:28","slug":"what-the-doctor-said-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2018\/06\/15\/what-the-doctor-said-2\/","title":{"rendered":"What the Doctor Said"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was several years ago. He was in the doctor&rsquo;s office for major back pain he was having every time his running mileage got up to 12 miles.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He had just said something to the doctor. He can&rsquo;t remember what it was. But there are artifacts from the encounter, as he did scribble a note to himself soon afterwards&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You don&#8217;t have a butt,&rdquo; the doctor replied.<\/p>\n<p>Initially surprised by the remark, he found himself envisioning what his butt-less self might look like from behind. This, in turn, brought up memories of a nickname that never quite stuck: <em>Droopy-Drawers<\/em>. (Years of jeans from Farm-And-Fleet as a kid could not have helped.) He now had a visual for that nickname.<\/p>\n<p>I don&rsquo;t know about you, but if someone tells me that I have no butt, I take that to mean, &ldquo;You&rsquo;re butt&rsquo;s not big,&rdquo; which is unarguably a good thing. He responded accordingly.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Thank you, doctor!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Yet at that very moment, he found his mind wandering to the merits of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crazyfooddude.com\/2013\/01\/review-blue-bell-moo-llenium-crunch-ice.html\">Blue Bell Moollennium Crunch<\/a> ice cream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was several years ago. He was in the doctor&rsquo;s office for major back pain he was having every time his running mileage got up to 12 miles.&nbsp; He had just said something to the doctor. He can&rsquo;t remember what it was. But there are artifacts from the encounter, as he did scribble a note [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5089"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5089"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5092,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5089\/revisions\/5092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}