{"id":5126,"date":"2018-07-23T21:59:30","date_gmt":"2018-07-24T03:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=5126"},"modified":"2018-07-23T21:59:31","modified_gmt":"2018-07-24T03:59:31","slug":"vanilla-milkshake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2018\/07\/23\/vanilla-milkshake\/","title":{"rendered":"Vanilla Milkshake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was &ldquo;day one&rdquo;, except that it wasn&rsquo;t.&nbsp;It was in the sense that I spent the entire day at the high school. It wasn&rsquo;t in the sense that school hasn&rsquo;t started yet. It was a professional development day. I took two classes related to some of the online tools we&rsquo;ll be using.<\/p>\n<p>Today was hot. No doubt about it. Today was <em>definitely<\/em> hot.&nbsp;It got up to 110. (That&rsquo;s the air temperature, dad. Not the humidex.) After the sun went down, it was still 98. The term <em>blast furnace<\/em> comes to mind.<\/p>\n<p>To celebrate the &#8220;day one&#8221; that wasn&rsquo;t, to give myself a treat, and for a break from the heat, I stopped and had a milkshake on the way home.&nbsp;I haven&rsquo;t had one for many years. I don&rsquo;t need the sugar. And in any event, my throat has never regained it&rsquo;s ability to tolerate sugar, so sweets hurt as I swallow. Yet here I was at the end of the day, turning into the <a href=\"https:\/\/pterrys.com\/our-story\">PTerry&rsquo;s<\/a> parking lot.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The sugar cravings of the human brain are slow to fade, and since it was (and wasn&rsquo;t) &ldquo;day one&rdquo;, and since it was so hot today, I had a milkshake.&nbsp;My throat didn&rsquo;t like it. And I felt lousy for an hour or two afterwards. But I had a vanilla milkshake. Ok?<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230; well, I don&rsquo;t think I need to do that again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was &ldquo;day one&rdquo;, except that it wasn&rsquo;t.&nbsp;It was in the sense that I spent the entire day at the high school. It wasn&rsquo;t in the sense that school hasn&rsquo;t started yet. It was a professional development day. I took two classes related to some of the online tools we&rsquo;ll be using. Today was hot. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5126"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5126"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5128,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5126\/revisions\/5128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}