{"id":5353,"date":"2019-01-31T22:46:41","date_gmt":"2019-02-01T04:46:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=5353"},"modified":"2019-01-31T22:46:42","modified_gmt":"2019-02-01T04:46:42","slug":"sore-throat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2019\/01\/31\/sore-throat\/","title":{"rendered":"Sore Throat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the students in class was holding her throat. She had a look on her face as if she hurt. I asked her if her throat was sore. She nodded, squinting her eyes to milk the moment as much as she could.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s the little round things,&rdquo; she said.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Lymph nodes?&rdquo; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s it,&rdquo; she said.<\/p>\n<p>A student standing nearby said, &ldquo;I had mine removed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I gasped. &ldquo;You had your lymph nodes removed!? I don&rsquo;t think so. You must mean your tonsils.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I pointed to the scar on my neck. &ldquo;If you had your lymph nodes removed, your neck would look like this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Wrinkles?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Well&#8230; yeah. That, too.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the students in class was holding her throat. She had a look on her face as if she hurt. I asked her if her throat was sore. She nodded, squinting her eyes to milk the moment as much as she could. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s the little round things,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Lymph nodes?&rdquo; I asked. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5353"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5353"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5355,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5353\/revisions\/5355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}