{"id":5479,"date":"2019-08-28T20:47:37","date_gmt":"2019-08-29T02:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=5479"},"modified":"2019-08-28T20:47:38","modified_gmt":"2019-08-29T02:47:38","slug":"upon-return","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2019\/08\/28\/upon-return\/","title":{"rendered":"Upon Return"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know. I went dark. But that&rsquo;s the prerogative of a teacher, right? To go dark in the summer.<\/p>\n<p>There is much to tell, and perhaps I might get around to telling some of it. But school has begun so for now, some things the kids said today&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3>1. Band<\/h3>\n<p>I was talking to a student who missed a test. She looked over her shoulder to another kid and said something about playing an instrument.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Are you in band?&rdquo; I asked. I had stopped by the field last night to watch them practice, and I didn&rsquo;t remember seeing her.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Yes, but I was gone yesterday.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I stopped by to watch practice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;I heard.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230; what? She <em><strong>heard<\/strong><\/em> that I stopped by to watch them practice? I guess I earned points.<\/p>\n<h3>2. Smooth<\/h3>\n<p>I haven&rsquo;t figured out the whole hand-shaking\/greeting thing. Although as for that, I never figured out the hand-shaking protocol in high school, either.<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;m walking in the hallway before school. I see two of my students from last year. I say hi and reach out to slap hands with one and then the other. Just kind of winging it with the whole &ldquo;what comes after the hand slap&rdquo; thing. With one of them, the slap transitioned into a loose finger grip. With the other, it transitioned into a fist bump.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Ooooh,&rdquo; said the first kid. &ldquo;Smooth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Yeah, smooth Mr. Hasan,&rdquo; said the second.<\/p>\n<p>Smooth? Um&#8230; wait what was it I did, again?<\/p>\n<h3>3. Penmanship<\/h3>\n<p>I use colored pens in class. I write in my notebook that&rsquo;s projected on the screen, and they write along with me. I draw red circles and blue arrows. I highlight multistep procedures in blue and math rules in red.<\/p>\n<p>Today I was starting a new example, and I turned to the kids to have them talk to their partners about something.<\/p>\n<p>One of them looked at the screen and said, &ldquo;Mister, your handwriting is so neat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Okay! I explicitly told them on day one that our three objectives for the year were to learn to (1) think clearly, (2) communicate well, and (3) do some new math. I might have checked off #2 with them. And it&rsquo;s only week three.<\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230; of course there&rsquo;s that &#8220;do some new math&#8221; thing. The year&rsquo;s only just begun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know. I went dark. But that&rsquo;s the prerogative of a teacher, right? To go dark in the summer. There is much to tell, and perhaps I might get around to telling some of it. But school has begun so for now, some things the kids said today&#8230; 1. Band I was talking to a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5479"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5479"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5481,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5479\/revisions\/5481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}