{"id":5686,"date":"2020-03-29T10:57:24","date_gmt":"2020-03-29T16:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=5686"},"modified":"2020-03-29T11:05:44","modified_gmt":"2020-03-29T17:05:44","slug":"a-product-of-non-sanitized-pens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2020\/03\/29\/a-product-of-non-sanitized-pens\/","title":{"rendered":"A Product of Non-Sanitized Pens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A contamination even occurred here this morning.<\/p>\n<p>The fair and industrious Trudy started the day with the birthday song. Then she handed me a hand-drawn card. The thing of it is, I don&rsquo;t think she sanitized the pens when she drew it, and this was the product:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/jumpingfish.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2020\/03\/i-XNf6Qz6\/A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/photos.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2020\/03\/i-XNf6Qz6\/0\/73cef9b1\/M\/covid-card-b-M.jpg\" width=\"175\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Despite her cautionary pronouncement, the virus seems so very eager to attach.&nbsp;Oh well. It&#8217;s the two of us, here. (The dogs don&rsquo;t count in this reckoning.)<\/p>\n<p><em>I&rsquo;ll shelter together with you, baby, for as long as it takes.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A contamination even occurred here this morning. The fair and industrious Trudy started the day with the birthday song. Then she handed me a hand-drawn card. The thing of it is, I don&rsquo;t think she sanitized the pens when she drew it, and this was the product: Despite her cautionary pronouncement, the virus seems so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5686"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5686"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5688,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5686\/revisions\/5688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}