{"id":5820,"date":"2021-01-09T08:48:28","date_gmt":"2021-01-09T14:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=5820"},"modified":"2021-01-09T08:50:32","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T14:50:32","slug":"forgot-it-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2021\/01\/09\/forgot-it-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Forgot It All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was the first day of the second semester of my third year as a teacher.&nbsp;What period was it? I don&rsquo;t remember. First, second, sixth. One of the pre-AP classes.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It had been a minor struggle all morning. The upgraded Zoom apps had a new user interface. The wireless was slow. Zoom was slow. Things weren&rsquo;t starting out particularly smoothly &mdash; not quite chaotic, more like comedic.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Someone&rsquo;s in the waiting room,&rdquo; someone said.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re muted, Mr. Hasan,&rdquo; someone else said.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>They know they need to tell me these things. And when they do, they say it like your brother might &mdash; gently, like a reminder.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;We can&rsquo;t see what you&rsquo;re writing&rdquo;. The Zoom waiting room window on my second laptop was covering the document camera window.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s ok,&rdquo; one of them said. &ldquo;Mr. Hasan just forgot it all over the holidays.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>True. So true.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was the first day of the second semester of my third year as a teacher.&nbsp;What period was it? I don&rsquo;t remember. First, second, sixth. One of the pre-AP classes.&nbsp; It had been a minor struggle all morning. The upgraded Zoom apps had a new user interface. The wireless was slow. Zoom was slow. Things [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5820"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5820"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5822,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5820\/revisions\/5822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}