{"id":5873,"date":"2021-02-03T22:05:32","date_gmt":"2021-02-04T04:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=5873"},"modified":"2021-02-03T22:09:17","modified_gmt":"2021-02-04T04:09:17","slug":"wisdom-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2021\/02\/03\/wisdom-teeth\/","title":{"rendered":"Wisdom Teeth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She let me know in advance. She was having her wisdom teeth removed. She was going to miss class.&nbsp;Did she return the next day? I think she did. She&rsquo;s often the first one in the room, and we get to talk.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Welcome back!&rdquo; I said when I saw her. &ldquo;How&rsquo;d it go?&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She explained how her sister told her that as she was coming out from under the anesthetic, she was in tears.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I wasn&rsquo;t in pain,&rdquo; she told me. &ldquo;But my sister told me that I was distraught and that I kept telling her that I had to do my algebra homework.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><i>How about&nbsp;that?<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She let me know in advance. She was having her wisdom teeth removed. She was going to miss class.&nbsp;Did she return the next day? I think she did. She&rsquo;s often the first one in the room, and we get to talk. &ldquo;Welcome back!&rdquo; I said when I saw her. &ldquo;How&rsquo;d it go?&rdquo;&nbsp; She explained how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5873"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5873"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5875,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5873\/revisions\/5875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}