{"id":5965,"date":"2021-05-25T21:52:49","date_gmt":"2021-05-26T03:52:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=5965"},"modified":"2021-05-25T21:54:18","modified_gmt":"2021-05-26T03:54:18","slug":"i-dont-think-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2021\/05\/25\/i-dont-think-so\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t think so"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He walked into the classroom after school. He had taken the final exam earlier in the day, and now he was here to make up a test he missed a long time ago.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I have some news,&rdquo; I said after he had walked past the students finishing overdue homework.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He stiffened.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You did well enough on the final that you&rsquo;re passing.&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He let out a long breath.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Oh. That is good, good news.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His face was covered in sweat, his eyes wide with relief.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;What do you want to do? Do you still want to take that other test?&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He looked at me, paused a moment and then said, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think so.&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Good decision.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He walked into the classroom after school. He had taken the final exam earlier in the day, and now he was here to make up a test he missed a long time ago. &ldquo;I have some news,&rdquo; I said after he had walked past the students finishing overdue homework.&nbsp; He stiffened. &ldquo;You did well enough [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5965"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5965"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5967,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5965\/revisions\/5967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}