{"id":5968,"date":"2021-05-26T18:34:10","date_gmt":"2021-05-27T00:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=5968"},"modified":"2023-06-03T13:16:00","modified_gmt":"2023-06-03T19:16:00","slug":"very-suspicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2021\/05\/26\/very-suspicious\/","title":{"rendered":"Very Suspicious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was the second day of final exams. The first period students were coming into the room. I was passing out the answer forms &mdash; half-sheets of paper with a box for each multiple choice answer.<\/p>\n<p>This class never gets multiple choice tests. They didn&rsquo;t know what to make of it.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Is that all!?&rdquo; one of them asked before he had even looked at the paper.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;No, it&rsquo;s the answer sheet,&rdquo; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;How many problems?&rdquo; he asked, evidently still not having looked at the paper which consisted of little more than 17 numbered boxes.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Seventeen,&rdquo; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Is that all?&rdquo; someone else said in a tone of sincere surprise.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Wait,&rdquo; I said, turning toward them. &ldquo;You mean you want me to put <em><strong>more<\/strong><\/em> problems on the test?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;No, no, no!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>I looked down at my desk to take attendance.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Very suspicious,&rdquo; one of them mumbled. &ldquo;Mr. Hasan giving a multiple choice test. Very suspicious.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was the second day of final exams. The first period students were coming into the room. I was passing out the answer forms &mdash; half-sheets of paper with a box for each multiple choice answer. This class never gets multiple choice tests. They didn&rsquo;t know what to make of it. &ldquo;Is that all!?&rdquo; one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5968"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5968"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5970,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5968\/revisions\/5970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}