{"id":600,"date":"2010-07-21T06:54:53","date_gmt":"2010-07-21T12:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=600"},"modified":"2010-07-21T06:54:54","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T12:54:54","slug":"signs-of-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2010\/07\/21\/signs-of-canada\/","title":{"rendered":"Signs of Canada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nDanger! Keep away!! Do not touch!!! No, that&#8217;s not what the sign says, here. It just suggests that perhaps you don&#8217;t want to mess with the box because bad things might happen.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/do_not_open2.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 2px grey solid; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/do_not_open2-150x150.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"A sign on an electrical box warning that you might get badly hurt if you open it.\" width=\"200\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd they tell you if the stop sign up ahead is something new&mdash;I guess just in case you&#8217;ve lived here all your life and aren&#8217;t expecting it.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new_stop_sign2.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 2px grey solid; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new_stop_sign2-150x150.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"A sign on an electrical box warning that you might get badly hurt if you open it.\" width=\"200\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nEven the signs are gentler, here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Danger! Keep away!! Do not touch!!! No, that&#8217;s not what the sign says, here. It just suggests that perhaps you don&#8217;t want to mess with the box because bad things might happen. And they tell you if the stop sign up ahead is something new&mdash;I guess just in case you&#8217;ve lived here all your life [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[42,41],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4465,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions\/4465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}