{"id":6009,"date":"2021-07-21T21:13:55","date_gmt":"2021-07-22T03:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=6009"},"modified":"2023-06-03T13:16:00","modified_gmt":"2023-06-03T19:16:00","slug":"bye-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2021\/07\/21\/bye-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Empty Benches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jumpingfish.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2021\/07\/i-pVRrCdm\/A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/photos.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2021\/07\/i-pVRrCdm\/0\/de0a4f5d\/M\/DSC_0840-M.jpg\" alt=\"picture of empty benches in the woods\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The benches under the trees in the woods on the hill by the lake are empty.<br \/><em>Bye mom.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The benches under the trees in the woods on the hill by the lake are empty.Bye mom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6009"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6009"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6012,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6009\/revisions\/6012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}