{"id":6170,"date":"2023-11-10T16:53:05","date_gmt":"2023-11-10T22:53:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=6170"},"modified":"2023-11-10T16:53:05","modified_gmt":"2023-11-10T22:53:05","slug":"you-helped-me-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2023\/11\/10\/you-helped-me-2\/","title":{"rendered":"You Helped Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>School was over. A familiar face from last year&rsquo;s class appeared in the doorway. He had AirPods in his ears and was rocking back and forth smiling.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Mr. Hasan!&rdquo; he called out.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Norman!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You helped me on the test, Mr. Hasan.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ok, so this made me nervous. Earlier in the day I had proctored a standardized test. The last thing you want a student to say is that you helped them on a standardized test. We start them. We stop them. We monitor them. But we certainly don&rsquo;t <strong>help<\/strong> them.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I did &#8230; what?&rdquo; I asked as I walked to the door.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;The math questions, Mr. Hasan. There were a bunch, and I just breezed through them!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yep. That&rsquo;s why they pay us the big bucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>School was over. A familiar face from last year&rsquo;s class appeared in the doorway. He had AirPods in his ears and was rocking back and forth smiling. &ldquo;Mr. Hasan!&rdquo; he called out. &ldquo;Norman!&rdquo; &ldquo;You helped me on the test, Mr. Hasan.&#8221; Ok, so this made me nervous. Earlier in the day I had proctored a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6170"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6170"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6171,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6170\/revisions\/6171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}