{"id":6189,"date":"2023-12-10T10:37:15","date_gmt":"2023-12-10T16:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=6189"},"modified":"2023-12-10T10:41:55","modified_gmt":"2023-12-10T16:41:55","slug":"clear-plastic-spoons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2023\/12\/10\/clear-plastic-spoons\/","title":{"rendered":"Clear Plastic Spoons"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Note #1<\/h3>\n<p>A colleague sent me a note the other day. A student aide knocked on my door and held out a sheet of paper. The aide said that she had asked him to deliver it. I thanked him, set the paper aside, and continued with cubic functions.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I looked at the note later. It was an Amazon receipt for <em>clear plastic spoons<\/em> with a sticky note attached. It was signed &#8230; uniquely.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/jumpingfish.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2023\/12\/i-QNtVBmH\/A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/photos.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2023\/12\/i-QNtVBmH\/0\/b6c4e5d0\/Ti\/sticky-note-b-Ti.jpg\" alt=\"stick note with a heart\" width=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Now, it is true that this colleague and I get along well. She and I really love our kids. We like foreign languages. We have both been recognized as good teachers. But evidently I didn&rsquo;t realize the depth of our relationship.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Note #2<\/h3>\n<p>In response to her note, I sent an email back letting her know that her secret was out: that the gift of <em>clear plastic spoons<\/em> was unexpected but &#8230; appreciated. And I attached a photo of the receipt with the sticky note attached.<\/p>\n<p>Moments later a horrified reply arrived in my inbox.<\/p>\n<p>It seems that the receipt was intended for the school secretary and that the sticky note was for her not me. &#8220;Oh Mylanta,&#8221; she wrote. &ldquo;What will Trudy think?&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>A Birthday Party<\/h3>\n<p>Last night this colleague had a birthday party &mdash; a big one, a multiple of 10. She saw me when I arrived and graciously came over to thank me for coming.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I have a card for you,&rdquo; I said.<\/p>\n<p>She looked at me suspiciously. &ldquo;You didn&rsquo;t&#8230;&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Well, open it,&rdquo; I said.<\/p>\n<p>There was a drawing of a cake on the cover. A cake with many candles &mdash; a multiple of 10 and then some. And on the inside there was a hoard of celebrating stick figures lined along the bottom of the paper. They had their hands in the air. Some were jumping. Some were dancing.<\/p>\n<p>In the middle of the card there was a brief note: &ldquo;We all <span style=\"color: #ff2600;\">&#x2764;<\/span> you!&rdquo; The heart was prominent. The emphasis was on <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><strong>all<\/strong><\/em><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>The party was really fun. Sadly, it appears I won&rsquo;t be getting&nbsp;<em>clear plastic spoons<\/em> this year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note #1 A colleague sent me a note the other day. A student aide knocked on my door and held out a sheet of paper. The aide said that she had asked him to deliver it. I thanked him, set the paper aside, and continued with cubic functions.&nbsp; I looked at the note later. It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6189"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6191,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6189\/revisions\/6191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}