{"id":6196,"date":"2023-12-14T21:43:43","date_gmt":"2023-12-15T03:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=6196"},"modified":"2023-12-14T21:45:08","modified_gmt":"2023-12-15T03:45:08","slug":"what-you-get-for-taking-the-final","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2023\/12\/14\/what-you-get-for-taking-the-final\/","title":{"rendered":"What You Get For Taking the Final"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you come to room B102 starting today and take the Algebra 2 final exam, you&#8217;ll get two Oreos. And a card celebrating the imminent break with a picture of the school and students fleeing to positive and negative infinity.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/jumpingfish.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2023\/12\/i-L9DQRcR\/A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/photos.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2023\/12\/i-L9DQRcR\/0\/a75170f5\/S\/card-cover-b-S.jpg\" alt=\"card cover with the school at the origin of a numberline and stick figures running to +\/- infinity\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And you&rsquo;ll get a promise that we&rsquo;ll see each other soon.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/jumpingfish.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2023\/12\/i-sSs5tbP\/A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/photos.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2023\/12\/i-sSs5tbP\/0\/9d8ed55d\/M\/card-inside-b-M.jpg\" alt=\"the inside of the card saying 'See you next year!' with some doodles\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Good luck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you come to room B102 starting today and take the Algebra 2 final exam, you&#8217;ll get two Oreos. And a card celebrating the imminent break with a picture of the school and students fleeing to positive and negative infinity. And you&rsquo;ll get a promise that we&rsquo;ll see each other soon. Good luck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6196"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6196"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6198,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6196\/revisions\/6198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}