{"id":6426,"date":"2024-08-24T10:07:29","date_gmt":"2024-08-24T16:07:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=6426"},"modified":"2024-08-24T10:15:01","modified_gmt":"2024-08-24T16:15:01","slug":"dont-waste-your-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2024\/08\/24\/dont-waste-your-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Waste Your Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friday afternoon after the last school bell. The halls are empty. The classroom doors are all shut and locked, except Room 255. I&rsquo;m putting up some decorations on the door. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Don&#8217;t waste your time!&rdquo; someone calls out from &nbsp;the end of the hall, and then she laughs. &ldquo;Face it. You might as well just go home. I&rsquo;m going to win.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>She laughs again. I do, too.<\/p>\n<p>The thing about the door decorating contests in my experience is that minimalism gets you nowhere. Yet that&rsquo;s how I do documents and presentations. It&rsquo;s how I adorn my classroom walls. And how I decorate doors. But these are seasoned teachers, y&rsquo;all. Next to them, I am an amateur. They do decorations in a way that&#8230; well, is unmistakably teacher-like. Fringe. Flowers. Smiles. Happy notes written on stars. Nothing wrong with that. They&rsquo;re usually stunning. But my jam is <em>less is more,<\/em> which judges often interpret as lame.<\/p>\n<p>So my door is plain. Two colors: a black and gold (for the &ldquo;Go for gold&rdquo; theme). A plain background with a wavy border. (<em>Elmer&rsquo;s with glitter<\/em> is so perfect for this!) A Cartesian plane with an exponential function climbing to infinity (of course, because I teach Algebra 2). Two words: &#8220;Let&#8217;s go!&#8221; following the climbing curve.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing else.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jumpingfish.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2024\/08\/i-9dBVMZs\/A\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Room 255\" src=\"https:\/\/photos.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2024\/08\/i-9dBVMZs\/0\/NjWdJRMrR5dWGTz7p47XZVcRwNszfG9RTdTj2TLFk\/S\/room-255-S.jpg\" alt=\"out of focus picture of my classroom door decorations\" width=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wait. There&rsquo;s also an admittedly lame streak of glue that dripped despite my best efforts to let everything dry first. <em>Dang!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>She&rsquo;s was right. It won&rsquo;t win, which of course is just fine.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday afternoon after the last school bell. The halls are empty. The classroom doors are all shut and locked, except Room 255. I&rsquo;m putting up some decorations on the door. &nbsp; &ldquo;Don&#8217;t waste your time!&rdquo; someone calls out from &nbsp;the end of the hall, and then she laughs. &ldquo;Face it. You might as well just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6426"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6426"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6428,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6426\/revisions\/6428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}