{"id":6456,"date":"2024-09-26T17:28:09","date_gmt":"2024-09-26T23:28:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=6456"},"modified":"2024-09-26T17:28:09","modified_gmt":"2024-09-26T23:28:09","slug":"its-got-slope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2024\/09\/26\/its-got-slope\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Got Slope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The two of them walked up after the test.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Can we go give Mr. Smith a sticker?&rdquo; they asked.<\/p>\n<p>These two are crazy about stickers. I&rsquo;ve seen them shuffling thru sheets of them pointing and laughing. And they&rsquo;ve gone to Mr. Smith before.<\/p>\n<p>I confess that I don&rsquo;t understand this. I&rsquo;ve previously had students who had a similar love of stickers and a student teacher who gave them out to students much to the their everlasting glee. So although I don&rsquo;t understand it, I recognize that&rsquo;s on me.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I said. &ldquo;Come back.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;We will!&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ten minutes later they came back and resumed shuffling and laughing. Then they came up, holding three sheets splayed out.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Mr. Hasan,&rdquo; they said. &ldquo;Pick a sticker. Any sticker.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I inspected the options.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;It needs to match the <em>STOP<\/em> sticker you gave me the other day,&rdquo; I mumbled.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;How about this one?&rdquo; one of them asked, pointing to the very one I was about to choose.<\/p>\n<p>I pealed it off the sheet.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll put it on my coffee bottle all cattywampus. Like this. What do you think?&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jumpingfish.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2024\/09\/i-rKFtPfB\/A\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"stickers on my coffee thermos\" src=\"https:\/\/photos.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2024\/09\/i-rKFtPfB\/0\/LSdNV8ZGmjdrgB2h2p4C4HxCr5cCVMtMmwN9xrpbJ\/S\/stop-shine-S.jpg\" alt=\"stickers on my coffee thermos\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Very nice,&rdquo; they said. &#8220;It&rsquo;s got <strong><em>slope<\/em><\/strong>!&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The two of them walked up after the test.&nbsp; &ldquo;Can we go give Mr. Smith a sticker?&rdquo; they asked. These two are crazy about stickers. I&rsquo;ve seen them shuffling thru sheets of them pointing and laughing. And they&rsquo;ve gone to Mr. Smith before. I confess that I don&rsquo;t understand this. I&rsquo;ve previously had students who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6456"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6456"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6457,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6456\/revisions\/6457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}