{"id":6563,"date":"2025-02-14T09:03:01","date_gmt":"2025-02-14T15:03:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=6563"},"modified":"2025-02-14T09:03:01","modified_gmt":"2025-02-14T15:03:01","slug":"ham-and-cheese-croissant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2025\/02\/14\/ham-and-cheese-croissant\/","title":{"rendered":"Ham and Cheese Croissant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Mr. Hasan?&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>An algebra student was walking from the doorway to the front of the room, where I was standing at my desk.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Yes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Would you like a ham and cheese croissant?&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;What!? Yes! What&rsquo;s the occasion?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Valentine&rsquo;s Day, Mr Hasan!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Oh gosh. Thank you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>I <strong>so<\/strong> needed something like that.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Mr. Hasan?&rdquo;&nbsp; An algebra student was walking from the doorway to the front of the room, where I was standing at my desk. &ldquo;Yes?&#8221; &ldquo;Would you like a ham and cheese croissant?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;What!? Yes! What&rsquo;s the occasion?&#8221; &ldquo;Valentine&rsquo;s Day, Mr Hasan!&#8221; &ldquo;Oh gosh. Thank you.&#8221; I so needed something like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6563"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6563"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6564,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6563\/revisions\/6564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}