{"id":6704,"date":"2025-11-08T08:05:19","date_gmt":"2025-11-08T14:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=6704"},"modified":"2025-11-08T08:05:19","modified_gmt":"2025-11-08T14:05:19","slug":"corn-snake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2025\/11\/08\/corn-snake\/","title":{"rendered":"Corn Snake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was first period. It&rsquo;s a luxuriously small class. The kids all get along well. For the most part, they get their work done. Emma, who a master at math, sometimes brings in a snake. Today she had a corn snake.<\/p>\n<p>As we derived the <em>quadratic formula<\/em>, Cornelius slithered around her arms and neck.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yesss, studentsss. <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/HROnVCy_Xyg?t=42\">Ssso nice to sssee you again<\/a>. <\/em><em>Now, sssolve these quadratic equationsss.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jumpingfish.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2025\/11\/i-XzjvSHW\/A\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/photos.smugmug.com\/Blogpix\/2025\/11\/i-XzjvSHW\/0\/KQmHJ3LRKkD7x4bgBsdmq2wGmKbmGhbnG8Rz6LfHh\/S\/IMG_4280-S.jpg\" alt=\"\">&nbsp;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was first period. It&rsquo;s a luxuriously small class. The kids all get along well. For the most part, they get their work done. Emma, who a master at math, sometimes brings in a snake. Today she had a corn snake. As we derived the quadratic formula, Cornelius slithered around her arms and neck. Yesss, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6704"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6704"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6705,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6704\/revisions\/6705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}