{"id":6721,"date":"2025-11-12T22:27:14","date_gmt":"2025-11-13T04:27:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=6721"},"modified":"2025-11-12T22:27:14","modified_gmt":"2025-11-13T04:27:14","slug":"3-ottos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2025\/11\/12\/3-ottos\/","title":{"rendered":"3 Ottos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Let me tell you how my day started, Mr. Hasan,&rdquo; Matt said.<\/p>\n<p>He was fidgeting in his chair, something he doesn&rsquo;t usually do. He was particularly animated, waving his hands around with a huge smile on his face. And he wasn&rsquo;t waiting for me to ask him how it started.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;My dad and I went to Taco Deli,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;We go there in the mornings.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Mmm&#8230;Taco Deli,&rdquo; I mused.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Let me tell you what I had&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;An Otto,&rdquo; I said, imagining the refried black beans, the bacon, the avocado, the cheese&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s right!&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;But, let me tell you the best part.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was thinking chips. Coffee. Maybe another Otto.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Three Ottos,&rdquo; he exclaimed rather loudly. The students around him were listening intently. &ldquo;My dad said I could have three. And I added an egg to each one! And that was just the beginning of&#8230;&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>The bell rang. It was time to pass out the Unit 3 test.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Let me tell you how my day started, Mr. Hasan,&rdquo; Matt said. He was fidgeting in his chair, something he doesn&rsquo;t usually do. He was particularly animated, waving his hands around with a huge smile on his face. And he wasn&rsquo;t waiting for me to ask him how it started. &ldquo;My dad and I went [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6721"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6721"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6722,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6721\/revisions\/6722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}