{"id":798,"date":"2010-08-12T15:10:21","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T21:10:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=798"},"modified":"2010-08-12T15:33:36","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T21:33:36","slug":"got-a-map","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2010\/08\/12\/got-a-map\/","title":{"rendered":"Got a Map?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We had just ordered breakfast at\u00c2\u00a0\u00ef\u00bb\u00bfthe Euro-bistro on the corner near the hotel, and we were trying to figure out how to get down to\u00c2\u00a0\u00ef\u00bb\u00bfVieux Montr\u00c3\u00a9al. A family sitting next to us suggested that we take a look at their map of the bus and metro system. It was the #129 bus that we wanted, but there were also some metro options.<\/p>\n<p>We decided to take the metro.<\/p>\n<p>So we retraced a bit of our walk from the night before, pausing once at a bench to let Dad&#8217;s knees recoup. And when we descended into the metro station, I walked up to the information booth and asked for a map in the best French I could muster.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic; color: #6699ff;\">&#8220;Est-ce que vous avez une carte?&#8221;<\/span> I asked, <span style=\"font-style: italic; color: #6699ff;\">carte<\/span> being the word I know for <em>map<\/em>. Frankly, it was the first complete French sentence I had uttered since we got to Montreal, and I was feeling proud (in a lame kind of way).<\/p>\n<p>The woman couldn&#8217;t hear me and motioned for me to ask again, which I did. But she didn&#8217;t understand and pointed to the microphone. I repeated myself again, leaning into the mic. She looked at me as if I were from Mars.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic; color: #6699ff;\">&#8220;Une <strong>carte<\/strong>, avez vous une carte &#8230; um &#8230; une <strong>carte du syst\u00c3\u00a8me<\/strong>?&#8221;<\/span> And I waved my hands around the station to indicate what I meant by <span style=\"font-style: italic; color: #6699ff;\">syst\u00c3\u00a8me<\/span>, having pulled the word from English.<\/p>\n<p>Again a look as if I were from Mars. She reached for some piece of paper that was clearly not what I was looking for.\u00c2\u00a0And then I saw the maps in a box behind her, a stack of neatly folded maps just like the one we had looked at earlier.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic; color: #6699ff;\">&#8220;Est-ce que vous avez &#8230; un &#8230; <strong>map<\/strong>?&#8221;<\/span> I asked, pointing at the maps, desperate for the map, no longer caring if I used French or English.<\/p>\n<p>She rolled her eyes and reached for a map and slid it under the glass.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic; color: #6699ff;\">&#8220;Merci beaucoup,&#8221;<\/span> I said.<\/p>\n<p>I looked down at the map. On the cover page it said, <span style=\"font-style: italic; color: #6699ff;\">Plan du r\u00c3\u00a9seau<\/span>, which explained everything. I didn&#8217;t want <span style=\"font-style: italic; color: #6699ff;\">une carte<\/span>, I wanted <span style=\"font-style: italic; color: #6699ff;\">un plan<\/span>.\u00c2\u00a0So much for my first French sentence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had just ordered breakfast at\u00c2\u00a0\u00ef\u00bb\u00bfthe Euro-bistro on the corner near the hotel, and we were trying to figure out how to get down to\u00c2\u00a0\u00ef\u00bb\u00bfVieux Montr\u00c3\u00a9al. A family sitting next to us suggested that we take a look at their map of the bus and metro system. 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