{"id":817,"date":"2010-08-25T16:13:33","date_gmt":"2010-08-25T22:13:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/?p=817"},"modified":"2010-08-25T16:19:02","modified_gmt":"2010-08-25T22:19:02","slug":"the-elder-statesmans-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/augerhandle.net\/blogs\/jumpingfish\/2010\/08\/25\/the-elder-statesmans-lie\/","title":{"rendered":"The Elder Statesman&#8217;s Lie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Former Senator and elder statesman Alan Simpson recently <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/08\/24\/alan_simpson_social_security_n_693277.html\">ignited a firestorm<\/a> when he sent an insulting email regarding Social Security to Ashely Carson, Executive Director of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.owl-national.org\/Welcome.html\">Older Women&#8217;s League<\/a>, an organization that advocates on behalf of older women. The headlines have included his accusation that America has become a <em>&#8220;milk cow with 310 million tits&#8221;<\/em> as an example of how the good former senator shows off his statesmanship.<\/p>\n<p>Now I don&#8217;t want to talk about Social Security. I want to talk about the good senator&#8217;s subsequent\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fiscalcommission.gov\/news\/sen-simpson-apologizes-owl-his-remarks\">apology<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>I apologize for what I wrote. I can see that my remarks have caused you anguish, and that was not my intention.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Good for him, except that this is\u00a0<strong>hogwash<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>If it wasn&#8217;t his intention, then just what did he think he was doing? You can get a copy of the original email from the OWL website [<a href=\"http:\/\/r20.rs6.net\/tn.jsp?et=1103635657865&amp;s=980&amp;e=001cR5ma47-Yfqb-p1M5iFhPwHHF5s7n6EefBvUsK8leZ6_DK7MKvuUgbRaeDG3l61sjJsAt26ZFkj33zDnN80A159-EISVrfAzS5nYGVYXD3dmMPLoEMEMnObk2IpHtiPa0h4ehFFsO0WehxzaSLhab7QlgPBaWsGFJuSqe7o83Rq4YzzIthyRbFyhQPjcxJZ3\">PDF: here<\/a>]:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I have news for you too, my friend.<br \/><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>[&#8230;] people like you babble into the vapors [&#8230;] and all that crap.<br \/><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>[&#8230;] take a look at the chart [&#8230;] which I hope you are able to discern if you are any good at reading graphs \u2014 or anything that might challenge your biases and prejudices.<br \/><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Call when you get honest work!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, but this is not someone who accidentally strayed into a bout of bad language. This wasn&#8217;t a slip of the tongue. This was a calculated, intentional, sophomoric slam. It was clearly his intention to insult Ms. Carson.<\/p>\n<p>Like most politicians, Mr. Simpson is fundamentally unable to issue a real apology. Even when he comes close <em>(&#8220;I apologize for what I wrote.&#8221;)<\/em>, he obfuscates with disingenuous platitudes <em>(&#8220;Next time I\u2019m in Washington, perhaps we could meet in person&#8221;),<\/em> and he lies\u00a0<em>(&#8220;that was not my intention&#8221;)<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Elder statesman indeed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-style: italic; font-size: 80%;\">&#8212;<br \/>hat tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/storyonly\/2010\/8\/25\/896137\/-What-did-you-intend,-Mr.-Simpson?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+dailykos%2Findex+%28Daily+Kos%29\">Barbara Morrill\/dkos<\/a>:\u00a0&#8220;What was your intention, Mr. Simpson?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Former Senator and elder statesman Alan Simpson recently ignited a firestorm when he sent an insulting email regarding Social Security to Ashely Carson, Executive Director of the Older Women&#8217;s League, an organization that advocates on behalf of older women. 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