Oh, man. It’s you?
Dude, what did you mean that you managed to steal away with Jenny…?
What did you mean by that?
By what? We went kayaking. We had peanut butter sandwiches. What on earth are you talking about?
That’s not what you wrote. I read what you wrote, and I see no mention of said kayak. You wrote that you managed to steal away with Jenny while Burt was cutting trees in the woods. And I happen to know that when your fair and industrious Trudy reads about this, well… I’m just sayin’ it ain’t gonna be pretty.
What? Wait. Look here… Oh no.
I think you need to start proof reading your stuff a bit closer, man.
Dude. For once you’re right.