“Your problem,” the doctor told me, “is that you have no butt.”
Well, I thought. That’s a fine thing. And now maybe I can go get me a gallon of Moo-llennium Crunch. That’s what I was thinking, but then she added something about the next phase of therapy focusing on building up my gluteal muscles. And of course at that moment my fantasies of the ice cream … well, they melted away.
You see, she’s a sports doctor, and no butt to her means no muscles and … well, I am admittedly deficient in that regard but sadly not in regards to rest of it.
And so, oh well. No ice cream for me!