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Izzy’s Big Adventure

Mon, 21 Jan 2013, 09:27 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. The Egg Event

In the riot that is the moments of morning as the hounds are released and race across the living room thru the doorway and jump onto the bed, Izzy comes up and pushes her Fabergé egg in my face.

Her Fabergé egg, it sounds so much better the Kibble Nibble Dog Toy.

It’s a dog puzzle shaped like a very large egg trimmed with purple rubbery plastic. Every morning, the fair and industrious Trudy puts Izzy’s kibble in it, where it rattles and rolls around inside the egg, every once in a while a piece popping out the end. Terriers love a challenge, and this puzzle keeps her busy for at least an hour as she nudges and shoves and throws it around, trying to coax the kibble out.

So this morning, Izzy pushes the egg into my face and then, getting no reaction, tunnels deep under the covers as she always does on cold mornings. Not long afterwards, Trudy, envious of my day off, kisses me goodbye and leaves for work.

Two hours later, I roll out of bed to make breakfast and have some coffee. Izzy is sitting in her crate looking for all the world like she is inseparable from the egg just as a little boy might be inseparable from his little toy trains.

“That’s odd,” I think to myself. I know she loves the thing, but she doesn’t normally carry it around like a security blanket. So I take a closer look. And sure enough, she is literally inseparable from it. Somehow she has wedged her lower jaw into the hole on one end, and her canines are like fish hooks: there is no getting her out. After two failed attempts, I call the vet. 

“Bring her right in.”

2. Egg Off Her Face

When I took Izzy to the vet, they took her into the back room. She pranced alongside Kelly with the egg still firmly attached to her jaw. When Kelly came back out, she said they’d have to sedate her. I was thinking that it was good I brought a book, when they said they’d call me when they were done.

“Oh you mean really sedate her,” I said.

So I went home dogless, greeted of course by Mr. Guinness who was quite happy to have some peace and quite without that pesky little Terrier around.

The phone rang not too long after that. The doctor told me that Izzy was fine and that they were able to get the egg off her face just fine. (Actually, that’s not really what she said, but admit it, she should have.) 

“Come by in an hour,” she said.

3. Driving Miss Izzy

“Here’s your little one,” the receptionist said as she brought Izzy up from the back. 

She wasn’t prancing, now. She was groggy still, and the receptionist was cuddling her in her arms.

“Our little one,” I said.

With the swipe of a card, the transaction was complete, and we went out to the car where we sat for a few moments in the sun, just letting all the confusion and bluff settle.

She sat in my lap at first, and I whispered in her ear that everything was ok. But she likes looking out the window when we’re in the car, and she looked up at it several times and tried to stand up with her paws on the edge. But she couldn’t muster the energy and eventually settled for the seat beside me where she curled up in a ball and fell asleep as I pulled out of the parking lot.

I had the day off. My dog was feeling down. And so I decided we’d drive downtown to the lake and find a sunny spot on the grass and just sit and let the sedative wear off.

4. Sitting in the Noonday Sun

“Hop down,” I said as I opened the car door. She stared at the pavement from my lap. So I picked her up and set her down.

We walked on the grass toward the gravel trail. She staggered a little as we went. The doctor had warned that she was still a little drunk. So we found a place on the hill overlooking the lake and sat down on the grass. And we both fell asleep. She, lying on my sweater on the ground. Me with my arm over her dozing in and out of sleep as joggers ran by and little kids said to their parents, “Look at that man sleeping with his little puppy.”

White clouds floated by against a blue sky. A gentle breeze shook the leaves in the trees. The sun warmed us. I think we were there almost two hours. After that, we sat on a bench on the bridge over the river.

More joggers jogged by. And kids in strollers. And bikers riding their bikes. And kids taking pictures of each other with the railroad trestle in the background with big, bright Pac Man graffiti characters painted on the side. Never give up, the graffiti proclaims, an obvious reference to the fact that the old graffiti has recently been painted over, making the trestle a neat, clean, uniform brown from north to south, except for the span where bright new Pac Men have been dutifully repainted in what must have been days after the cleanup.

5. Same As It Ever Was

Never give up.

It’s evening, now. And there she sits, in front of the kitchen cabinet expecting some celery or carrot from my preparations for tomorrow’s lunch. It’s as if nothing happened today. No egg stuck to face. No vet. No adventure at the lake. We’re back into the, “Oh certainly you can spare a small piece of that.” She’ll never give up.

I think the sedation has finally worn off.

The Girl In Pink

Tue, 15 Jan 2013, 09:14 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

I talked to the fourth graders yesterday–something I’ve done from time to time over the years.

“This is Mr. Hasan,” Eric said to his students. “His son was in my class. In fact I am responsible for him breaking his arm when he fell on the soccer field.”

Eric illuminated Ben’s life years ago. He pumped energy and excitement into those kids. And he’s still at it. I saw it twelve years ago. I’ve seen it for the past several years. I saw it again yesterday.

You walk into his class, and it seems, it looks, it sounds like chaos. You can’t hear yourself think. It’s loud. You can’t stand still. It’s hectic. But look carefully and you see kids collaborating on a story and figuring out a puzzle and taking photographs and drawing diagrams and organizing stuff and messing stuff up. There’s excitement everywhere. They’re taking things out. They’re putting things away. They’re milling around with great urgency. Holding pencils and books. Shuffling sheets of paper. Writing things down. Looking things up. Asking questions. Devising explanations.

This is what I walked into just before noon, having come to talk about the Sun, the Earth and the Moon. Except as it turned out, I didn’t get very far.

I never got to origins. I never got to how the moon and sun move in the sky. I never got to proto-planets and proto-suns. There were too many questions. There were too many opinions. Too much excitement. Too much amazement. But we did talk about knowing where the sun is by looking at the crescent on a planet’s moon. We did talk about geosynchronous satellites. We did talk about the North Star. And the Northern Lights. And the aurorae on Neptune. We talked about Andromeda and the Milky way. And the Local Group. And the Virgo Supercluster. And we talked about how it’s all moving and turning and orbiting and transiting and shining. And we talked about how it’s all so very, very cool.

We talked about all that. Not so much Earth/Moon/Sun as it turned out, but I think they liked it. 

There was the boy with black hair in the black shirt who kept raising his hand and looking straight at me but said he was only stretching. There was the girl who kept scooting up behind me in the front of the room so she could be close to the action. There were the boys reclining on the carpet with hands behind their heads asking questions about the photographs. There was the smiling boy who introduced himself during a break, because we have the same name. There were the two kids who high-fived me as they filed off to recess. And there was the girl in pink.

She sat in front with her hand up most of the time. I called on her often. And her questions and comments were sharp. “Good point,” I would say and talk a bit about her observation. “Good question, we don’t know for sure.” Or, “I don’t know, but you could research that.” I couldn’t have planted anyone better. 

“Did you see the girl in the front?” Eric asked.

“The girl in pink?”

“Yes. Did you notice how much she talked, how many questions she asked? She never does that. She’s normally quiet and sits in the back. It’s not like her to speak up.” 

That classroom of his. It’s a veritable bubbling cauldron, and everyone’s in the stew.

Holualoa

Sun, 13 Jan 2013, 06:08 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

After our morning at Kealakekua Bay, we returned our rented snorkel gear to Snorkel Bob’s. It had served us well. And we considered it a particular bonus that they didn’t charge us for an extra day.

After that, we drove a narrow, winding road up to Holualoa, a hamlet on the slopes above Kona where there are art galleries and a cafe Trudy had targeted. By the time we got there, we figured we’d be ready for a snack. Sadly, when we got there, the cafe and most of the galleries were closed. 

We did go into Ipu Hale gallery. Here there were ipu gourds carved in the Ni’ihau method.

And we walked into the Holualoa Ukulele Gallery in the old Holualoa post office.

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Sam took us into his shop in back and talked to us about his ukuleles and his workshops (10 days, seven hours per day) where people come in a learn how to play and how to make a ukulele.

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But besides the gourd guy and Sam, there just wasn’t a whole lot left to do in Holualoa, since we’d missed the closing bell.

The fair and industrious Trudy got a big bottle of water at the general store, because we were thirsty, and we sat on the curb and guzzled it.

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And we took a few pictures of the narrow roads and the funny, zigzag stripes at stop signs and crosswalks.

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And as afternoon gave way to evening, we drove back down to Kona in search of gas and dinner.

Don’t ask me just how afternoon gave way to evening when we did so little, but … we were on vacation, we were in no rush, and so we just took our time.

Cheryl’s Present

Tue, 8 Jan 2013, 10:45 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

There was a sea turtle diving in the deep clear water off the bow of the Fair Wind II when we arrived. Cheryl got us tickets. Years ago in a different life, she worked the boat out of Kona, and this was her anniversary present to us.

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They fed us breakfast on the deck as the boat sliced thru the deep blue waters of the ocean. A fair wind filled the sail

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although truth be told, we were not really sailing, which was a good thing, because the motor quickly got us to Kealakekua Bay

This is where Captain Cook, upon his second landing in the bay, the Makahiki festival of Lono over, met his demise.

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On our way to anchor, we passed close to the bejungled shore where a monument stands signifying the spot, the surging surf perhaps remembering.

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The water was clear beyond belief. We donned our snorkels and fins and masks and slowly swam in circles above the coral and rocks and fish. It felt more like flying or like that feeling of exhilaration I used to get when as a boy I would swim across the diving well after jumping off the high dive, although of course the deep blue of the ocean and the aquamarine of the water near shore were beyond compare.

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 We were dwarfed by the place. By the surging surf pounding on the black lava cliffs as we entered the bay, by the the clear waters that were far deeper than either the fair and industrious Trudy or I dared to dive.

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(Look closely for the swimmers in that picture taken from the upper deck of the Fair Wind II. They give a scale of the place.)

As morning drew to a close, they grilled hamburgers on the upper deck. Kids slid off of slides into the crystal green water. Trudy and I, sufficiently snorkeled-out after several long swims, grabbed two hamburgers and snarfed them down and then grabbed two inner tubes and paddled around the inner bay enjoying the sun, enjoying the water, enjoying our tenth anniversary.

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Thank you, Cheryl. We had a wonderful time.

Cold Out There

Tue, 8 Jan 2013, 12:10 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

It’s cold out there and dark. And there’s something in the yard in back. It’s late. And Izzy is woofing because she knows there’s something out there.

I was sleeping until just a moment ago when her woofing woke me. And my stomach is in knots, so I don’t think I’ll be able to get back to sleep.

Ben left this morning. I took him to the airport on the way to work.

With his backpack and a duffle bag and his long hair pulled back, he stepped up on the curb and walked into the terminal without looking back. And although he has left for school many times in the last four years, this one will be the last, because he graduates in the spring which means this was the last time he’ll leave home to go back. 

He’s not coming back, you know. It’s not clear exactly where he’ll be going, but it’s plain it won’t be here.

“I’m not worried about you guys,” he told us yesterday. He’s satisfied that we have good lives and will do just fine.

Now if this knot in my stomach would only go away, I’d like to get back to sleep.

A Trillion Dollar Coin?

Sat, 5 Jan 2013, 05:39 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Are you kidding me? A one trillion dollar platinum coin? There are pundits seriously talking this thru!?

At least I’m not the only one shaking his head:

The fancy of a $1 trillion platinum coin is so tantalising in part because it puts a monetary option in play. The larger attraction, though, is that it does so in a way that honours democracy by sticking to the letter of democratic legislation, yet also flirts with the heady unilateral decisiveness of fascism. This is, I’m afraid, a combination powerfully intoxicating to the pundit id. We’d be better served, however, if the commentariat would rein in its id, stop its idle chatter about exotic, coin-based, presidential monetary policy, and begin seriously to consider the more probable but less glittering eventuality of a Greek-style default. [emph. added]

The Economist/Democracy In America blog/The Platinum Distraction.

Mauna

Sat, 5 Jan 2013, 10:15 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

“That’s Mauna Loa,” Trudy said.

“What?”

“It’s M-a-u-n-a. You wrote M-o-n-a. You wrote Mona Loa like Mona Lisa.”

Doh!

Oh wait. Look closely. You don’t see a resemblance?

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The End of the Day

Sat, 5 Jan 2013, 09:58 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

At the end of the day, after our walk in the woods among the frogs of Manuka State Wayside, we headed back to Kona on the western flanks of Mona Loa along Highway 11. We passed back thru the desolate Kipahoehoe Natural Area and took the turn-off back to Honaunau.

The drive to captain cook

You see, the fair and industrious Trudy had spotted another place to go: Captain Cook, an enclave on Kealakekua Bay, where Captain Cook landed in the 1700s. From Pu‘u Honua o Honaunau, City of Refuge Road (State Highway 160) ran straight north our destination.

“Go this way,” said Trudy who was studying her maps intently and pointing up the road.

The road quickly became a single lane blacktop stretching across another desolation. There was no shoulder, and the road fell off 10 feet on either side. Beside the road flakes and slabs of cracking pavement were difficult to distinguish from the black lava of the landscape. After driving a while with no place to turn around and no indication that we were getting anywhere near the bay, we … well, we just had to keep going and hope that we didn’t run into a vehicle going the other direction.

Happily, there was no traffic. But there was a thick cable running beside the road, a sign perhaps of civilization ahead. And now and then the bleakness of the land was broken by a rock wall that ran up to the road’s edge after crossing that no-man’s land. (And just who built those walls, why and when?)

With no sign of anything ahead, I kept wondering aloud if this was really where we meant to be. And Trudy, studying her maps closely was certain that we were heading in the right direction. There were, the map assured her, no other roads thru this ancient lava flow, and the map said this road ran straight north into Captain Cook. And sure enough we came to an intersection and were back in civilization.

Now there were trees and flowers and homes and cottages and yards and gardens beside a narrow, winding road.

“Turn here,” Trudy said. Then, “Turn here.” And now we were driving along the bay.

“There should be a place to stop.”

The sun was getting low over the western ocean, and we were really hoping to catch sunset over the bay. Yet we drove past nothing but homes and cottages with no obvious place to look out.

And suddenly, there it was: a small parking lot with a park at the water’s edge—the perfect place, the place Trudy was taking us to all along. A breeze blew out of the west off the water. The the air was fresh. There were some other people standing on the beach taking pictures of the sunset.

We stood there for a few moments looking out on the bay, on the darkening sky, on the water washing up on the shore, on the jagged rocks breaking the surf. And we watched the sun descend into clouds on the horizon.

It had been a good day.

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Manuka State Wayside Park

Fri, 4 Jan 2013, 11:02 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

The sign said Manuka State Park.

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But I’ve seen it called Manuka State Wayside or Manuka State Wayside Park.

It’s relatively small place. The Hawaii State Parks web page can only muster three sentences about it. They tell you is has trees, that you can picnic there, that there’s a nature trail and that there’s open shelter camping.

When we got out of the Jeep, we saw a sign for the self-guided nature trail. And when we saw that there were brochures in the box, we looked at each other and smiled.

The sign said to plan on 2-3 hours to hike the three mile loop. Two to three hours!? That would put us on the trail after sunset—clearly not an option. There was only enough daylight left to hike up a ways and then come back. So that’s what we did.

The ground was red and brown lava that was sharp and crunched under our boots. The path descended at first and then began climbing up. Soon there were steep steps and large lava boulders, and I was building up a sweat. We were happy we had boots.

On the trail, it got quiet. The only sounds were the crunching of our boots, chirping crickets and a bird somewhere far away in the woods. The air was sweet from the perfume of white flowers that were blossoming all around.

Chirp-beep. … Chirp-beep!

It wasn’t just one bird. Now there was another one calling back from the woods on the other side.

Chirp-beep! Chirp-beep.

And as we walked past markers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, the bird calls got busier. There were a few all around us. And then there were many. And then the woods was a riot of chirping and beeping. Chirp-beep. Chirp-beep. Chirp-beep. It was Bob-Whitish in tempo but higher in pitch, almost frog-like.

By marker 6, the nature of the trail had changed. The air was thick with dampness and pressed in around us. Ferns grew out into the path from the forest understory. Moss grew on the lava ground.

Chirp-beep.

Those weren’t birds, at all. They were frogs. All around us there was this cacophony of hundreds, thousands of frogs. This was their place, not ours. It might as well have been miles from the road. We were the only ones on the trail. Chirp-beep. Chirp-beep! Except for all of them.

Sadly, we were out of time. Next time, maybe, we’ll have 2-3 hours, and we’ll be able to hike the whole loop. Next time. In the event, however, a short hike in the woods thru the sweet perfume of flowers and the song of the frogs was entirely sufficient for us.

No Green Sand For You

Thu, 3 Jan 2013, 10:22 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. Going to Green Sands

We had this idea. Why not drive to Green Sand beach?

Green Sand or Mahana or Papkolea beach near South Point in Ka‘u is actually the remains of a cinder cone that erupted 50,000 years ago. The ocean has worn it away, and green olivine sand covers the shore. And from that description, you should realize that we didn’t have this idea at all. It was the fair and industrious geologist beside me who reasoned that since you need a 4×4 to drive the road to South Point, and since we had a rental 4×4 Jeep at our disposal, and since it is one of two olivine beaches in the world… well why on earth not!? 

It got cooler as we climbed the side of the island on the increasingly narrow Highway 11. As the road twisted and turned, it started to rain. And as the rain began to come down in earnest, the sides of the road got surprisingly steep. And then, in the rain on the edge of a precipice, Trudy discovered what the rental guy at the airport had actually told us two days before: you can go almost anywhere on the island with their Jeeps, but you aren’t allowed to drive to Green Sands beach.

There was nowhere to turn around.

2. What We Did Instead

The landscape there is bleak. The island loses the jungle feel of Kona and has more of a slag-heap look, as if a crack in the earth had opened and belched flame and flowing rock.

… Oh wait. That’s what Hawaii is.

Still, I tell you in places this was utterly forsaken land. I kept driving as Trudy studied her maps and guidebooks for an alternative plan. And of course, she found something.

There on one of the maps, although entirely unmentioned in any of the guidebooks, is Manuka State Park. We keep a lookout as we drive along. The rain has stopped, and we hope perhaps for a hike.

A mile or two after Kipahoehoe State Natural Area, where not so long ago the earth did open up and black pahoehoe did flow across the land, I went roaring past the entrance to the park. But the road was wider now, so I turned around and drove into the park and stopped beside some picnic tables.

No one else was there, except a guy in his pickup truck who looked as if he might just live there in his truck most of the time. And except there was this other guy who came walking briskly down the trail out of the forest taking great strides and making for I don’t know what because frankly I don’t remember a car in the parking lot that would have been his.

This was it. This was our substitute for Green Sand beach.

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