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Car Talk

Mon, 7 Jun 2010, 06:51 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

He’s back from college and hasn’t driven a car in a long time—certainly not a standard.  So a little practice was in order.  Driving here, driving there.  Going to get something to eat, going to the hardware store.

So we’re in the car, and he’s at the wheel.  And it’s a new car.  (Yes, I got a new car, but that’s a separate story.)  He’s changing lanes, checking the mirrors, speeding up, slowing down, upshifting, downshifting.

“Man dad,” he says.  “This car is so quiet.  It runs so smoothly.  I can barely hear the engine!”

He changes gears and looks down at the tachometer.

“Wow!  Look at the RPMs.  Below 2000!”

He shifts again and repeats his exclamation.

“Wow!”

Now, Ben knows that I don’t fall in love with my cars.  A typical car of mine will get—what—20 washings in its entire lifetime, fewer vacuumings. I don’t grow attached to them, and he knows it.  So these exclamations can’t be indirect compliments aimed at me; they must be authentic amaze. I smile as he talks about the RPMs and about how other cars run higher and louder and don’t have a sixth gear. (Yes, it’s a six-speed.)

Then it strikes him.

“Oh dad,” he says.  “We’re having a typical father/son talk.  We’re talking about RPMs and gear shifting and how the engine’s running just like fathers and sons should.”

Kind of scary, that.

Stunned Silence

Sun, 6 Jun 2010, 08:53 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

You haven’t said much lately.  What’s been going on?

I haven’t felt like talking.  I don’t have very much to say.

You always have something to say.  What’s wrong?

I guess I’ve just been sitting in stunned silence.  You know: BP’s spewing gusher a mile under the surface.

Oh for heaven’s sake!  You need to get a life.

Like I said: stunned silence.

The Gulf of Mexico is a Very Big Ocean

Fri, 4 Jun 2010, 03:46 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume.

— BP CEO Tony Hayward [Guardian]

Unfortunately, not so tiny relative to attempts to clean up your spew. Nice try, though, doctor.

hat tip: [photo]
drawing of oil skimming ship in big blue sea

Define Modest

Thu, 3 Jun 2010, 08:33 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

[…] the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to have been very, very modest.

— BP CEO Dr. Tony Hayward [sky news]

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photo: AP/Charlie Riedel [Boston Globe]

Live From Down Under

Fri, 21 May 2010, 06:43 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

They’re finally showing the oil gushing forth live. Seems that more’s coming out than what they’ve been saying.

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Coming Ashore

Thu, 20 May 2010, 04:49 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

And so it comes ashore. Drill, baby, drill!

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Source: Greenpeace/flickr

Turtles All The Way Down

Thu, 20 May 2010, 04:25 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

CBS tried to get a look at oil coming ashore in Louisiana a couple days ago. They have video of a boatload of BP contractors turning them back.  The boat evidently included a couple Coast Guard officers.  It was “BP rules” the Coast Guard officers said, as they told the journalists to turn back under threat of arrest.

BP rules.  Coast Guard officers. Threat of arrest.

After reporting from the scene, Kelly Cobiella turned it back over to anchor, Katie Couric.  Katie’s cutting-edge follow-up journalism?  To ask, with empathic concern in her eyes, And Kelly, what is the impact on wildlife so far?

As if to say, Well that’s interesting.  Now let’s talk about something else.

No need to dig into the collusion of government officials with BP to prevent the media from seeing firsthand the results of the oil spewing up from the bottom of the Gulf.  No need to draw attention to that.  No.  What we need to talk about now is the wildlife. Something to pull the heart strings and distract our audience from this colossal disaster.

During the Cold War, we in the West were taught that the Great Satan was an all-powerful government — down that path lay tyranny.  Those in the Eastern Bloc were taught that the Great Satan was an all-powerful capitalist oligarchy — the dreaded bourgeoisie. These were our closely guarded mythologies.

But there is a different way to look at things. A way to see beyond the myths. A way to perceive something that threatens to engulf us as the 21st century dawns and doesn’t fall into those convenient late 20th century templates.  A centaur, a minotaur, a harpy, a hybrid of the tyrannical government and the exploitive capitalism drawn from darkest night thoughts of the West and East: government and capitalism working hand-in-hand not for the betterment of the people, but to keep them from knowing, to keep them blissful in their ignorance, to protect the flow of profits, to maintain control. (Britt/Pattern #9, Mills/Corporate State)

There’s no call to show the public those videos of the oil spewing forth.  And for that matter, there’s no call to let uppity scientists with federal research grants talk about their own estimates of how much oil is gushing out of BP’s black hole. (Notice how they’ve clammed up since they first contradicted the gospel of BP?)

No.  No need to dig any deeper, Katie. Best to move on. Because, you know, we need to talk about turtles.  Because in the long run, it’s turtles all the way down.

The Small Leak

Tue, 18 May 2010, 05:57 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

The leaking BOP a mile below the surface.  Just a small leak. Just a few drops in the ocean.

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hat tip: kos/video

Here Comes the Sun

Mon, 17 May 2010, 04:33 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

We sat on the top of the hill looking down on the stage.  Overhead, stars twinkled in the sky.  Across the amphitheater, over the heads of the crowd sitting on blankets and folding chairs, a great Oak tree stood listening.

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The Eggmen had been playing since before the sun went down.  With each song, the crowd grew and the number of kids playing on the playscape increased.

Day turned into night.  The band played Beatles tunes. The entire crowd sang along, sometimes waving their hands, great beaming smiles on their faces.

And then…

Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it’s all right.

We sat on the top of the hill looking down on the stage. The words melted the sour gloominess in my heart.  A smile came over me, and tears came to my eyes.  Trudy took my hand. And we sang.

A Bad Feeling

Mon, 17 May 2010, 04:16 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

“I have a bad feeling about what life is going to be like for our children,” I said.

We were sitting in the shade relaxing in the afterglow of chocolate chip cookies.  She listened quietly as I struggled to explain my fears.

And it really was a struggle.

There’s a fine line I walk between simple cynicism and deep despair, and I know that the words that go along with either one of those are not words people want to listen to. So how do you talk about this stuff when most people can’t or won’t or just don’t want to listen to it.

She looked at me and said, “Well I don’t see why you feel that way.”

I wrestled with examples of what scares me, examples of what has convinced me that it isn’t going to be the same.  And I wrestled with pulling together several threads that bang around in my head in the dark of nights. And just then, Trudy walked up.

She looked over at Trudy, and her grim face brightened, and she visible breathed a sigh of relief.  She looked away from me and asked about the color of paint in the bedroom, liberated from the gloom that had descended on our shady spot and spoiled our chocolate chip euphoria.

I just can’t talk about this stuff.  I can’t let it out.

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